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Originally posted by jules:

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Originally posted by sk:

who's next jules
[Wink]

Hmmm... this is fun, sk...... how about Dave Schuldt?! No, wait, you haven't met him in person yet. We may have to do this offline first, consult, then post online. Oh, yeah, this could get really fun!

Jules- I saw your ad in The Stranger, I won't say what section.
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[ 08-01-2002, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

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Originally posted by trask:

we men are not intimidated

by childish gurly games and surveys

never forget the cc.com alma mater...

 

us mountaineers we have no fears

we do not care for riches

we knock our cocks against the rocks

us hearty sons-a-bitches
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The version I always heard went:

 

Oh, mountaineers have leather ears

They pee through rubber britches

They wipe their ass on broken glass

Them hardy sons-a-bitches

 

Anyone have any more verses? The CC.com fight song.

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