rob Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Sarah's response to journalists who asked her who Paul Revere was: He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/06/sarah-palin-claims-paul-revere-warned-the-british-that-they-werent-gonna-be-takin-away-our-arms.html LOL you can't make up this shit. Tea Party Express!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 She's the darling of the republican party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Now here's a little story I've got to tell About three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 She forgot to mention Revereware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) omfg. what a frapping cunf. Edited June 4, 2011 by Doug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 america loves her...............oh shit,! we b dense as nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketparrotlet Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 The scary thing is that we vote dumbasses like her into office. Look at the results of the 2010 election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 yeah, them democratics with their elitist education and stuff. who needs intellect and education to deal with the problems of the world when you have a pissed off hockey mama grizzly. Like a runaway locomotive on a dirt road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Disgraceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 (edited) Me talk pretty: "He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." Edited June 5, 2011 by Choada_Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Meta-stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? You would have to ask Longfellow. Though technically neither as they came via river. Two lanterns were used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Apparently Paul Revere did, in fact, warn the British: Palin's knows her American history... More historical corrections: Michelle Bachmann has moved the towns of Lexington and Concord to New Hamshire. It's getting hard to keep up with all these new revelations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? more importantly, who were the other 2 white boys who road longer (and 1 of whom didn't, like revere, get caught?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 How many of you know whether it was 1 (by land) or 2 (by sea)? Trick question. It was 3 (by air). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Apparently, he was a Bruins fan. Fucker's gonna be crying when the Cup is hoisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 loved these signs all over virginia - hidden message? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Paul Revere Looked Like Jack Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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