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Look it's SOCM, some old scrusty man!!!!! [laf]

 

[ 05-03-2002, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: sk ]

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quote:

Originally posted by sk:

Look it's SOCM, some scrusty old man!!!!!
[laf]

Um. . wouldn't that actually be "SCOM"?

 

Rob "hukt un fonix"

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OOOPS!!! There are times when I forget to cover the blond roots [laf] IF you can't laugh at yourself [big Grin] Jeez, at least SOMBODY said something, I feel like I had a booger on my face [Wink]

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Someone recently asked me if I was ever going to post about climbing on this site. And here is my opportunity. THAT'S what I love about alpine. There's so much going on that demands your attention that all the piddly ass stuff becomes irrelevant. Like having a booger on your face. Nice segue.

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I could've gone all day without that image.

 

 

How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex?

 

She kicks the car door open.

 

[Moon]

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quote:

Originally posted by Pepper Boy:

Someone recently asked me if I was ever going to post about climbing on this site. And here is my opportunity. THAT'S what I love about alpine. There's so much going on that demands your attention that all the piddly ass stuff becomes irrelevant. Like having a booger on your face. Nice segue.

But what if you're a toproper with a booger on your face - what then?

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then you claim blondness, that you otherwise cover with hair dye. What do you call a brunette between two blonds?

translater [laf][laf][laf]

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Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?

 

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

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"But what if you're a toproper with a booger on your face - what then?"

 

You flick it and hope your belayer has a sense of humor. Hell, if you're getting pumped, pretend it's a remnant from a clif bar and eat it. Leave it on a marginal hold for extra sticking power. If you're feeling maternal, put it back where it came from. The possibilities are endless, unlike your imagination. [big Grin]

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That's exactly why I always sport a big mustache in the winter for alpine activities - there's always something to eat in there.

 

Bon Apitit! [chubit]

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If you're x-treme like Twight it replaces your 45 minute gu session and you're happy for it because you're suffering on salty snot. [Mad]

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Originally posted by iain:

If you're x-treme like Twight it replaces your 45 minute gu session and you're happy for it because you're suffering on salty snot.
[Mad]

Suffering? Thats nutrition bro.

 

What I want to know is if you eat a booger mid-climb, is it considered aid?

 

If you are alpine climbing you let it freeze and use it for teeth cleaning later on.

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old_man.jpg

 

just checking to see if "images" was working.

 

thanks for the picture, pepper boy

 

[ 05-03-2002, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

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Cool, alpine kleenex- I can add that to my list of definitions [laf]

 

Alpine Kleenex=nutrition....

 

how many calories does snot have? [Eek!]

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quote:

Originally posted by Dave Schuldt:

Now we know what trask looks like- scarry!!

Only if Trask and Son OF CaveMan are the same guy [laf][Wink]

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why did the blonde's toes keep curling up during sex???

 

She forgot to take her pantyhose off.

[Eek!][big Drink][Moon]

 

[ 05-06-2002, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: avypoodle ]

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