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Sparky

What is Spray?

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AlpineK-probably a moron, but maybe a good skier, although with a substance abuse problem. Still, an idiot.

Capt. Caveman-An alcoholic with an anger management issue.I'd be digging up his crawlspaces looking for bodies soon-hear that SPD?

Crackbolter-I NEED ATTENTION.

Ray B-See Capt. Caveman, above.

47% of you-See Capt. caveman above.

[Roll Eyes]

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substance abuse? anger management? of course! what did you expect this is climbing not figure skating.... [big Drink]

 

[ 05-02-2002, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: scott harpell ]

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You know guys, Sparky and I go way back. He'd never kop to it though. Let me tell y'all a little story about Sparky. It happened in Vegas, when we were there passing through on the roundabout way to Joshua Tree.

 

Anyway, Sparky has alway been very ashamed of his penis because of it's size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't handle the smirks and guffaws well when his dates make fun of it.

 

It was slow at the tables that night and this cute little thing with big 'taas had been nuzzling up to Sparky all night. So he takes her off to a dark corner and decides he will show her his schlong, hoping maybe later on romance.

 

He unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there in the total darkness, waiting for her reaction.

 

Finally she says, "Thanks for offering Sparky, but you know I don't smoke." [laf]

 

[ 05-03-2002, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

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Worked pretty well for Andrew, Kurt, and Layne, didn't it?

 

I get the feeling Cro Magnon Jr. - or in nordic cultures, perhaps that should be Homo Erectuson - still harbors resentment that Sparky's two-lane tool couldn't stimulate his four-lane oriface. That is an unenviable pre-dick-iment.

 

And that, my good man Sparky, is spray. Cyber cumshots in all the biatch's pretty visages. As the greatest band in the land would say, "Lick It Up . . . Lick It Up . . . Yeah - eah - eah"

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I'm happy to make the top of any list. "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

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quote:

Originally posted by Pepper Boy:

"Lick It Up . . . Lick It Up . . . Yeah - eah - eah"

you're just full of yourself aren't you, pepperboy?

 

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Just trying to hang with the big boys, SOCM. I notice that batch of chilis is heartshaped. A freudian slip?

 

If I've got this spray thing all wrong, let me know. Just looks like dissin' and pissin', upscale verbal paintball in pursuit of a laugh and a finely honed wit, to me. I'm having fun, and if I wasn't (hint hint) I wouldn't be here.

 

Onward and upward.

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quote:

Originally posted by AlpineK:

I'm happy to make the top of any list. "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

Sorry K. That's Andrew Wood, Kurt Cobain, and Layne Staley - all Ph.Ds in anger management via terminal substance abuse. I'll make it up to you in my upcoming thesis, "The lords of spray: when jovial invective turns rancid".

 

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

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quote:

Originally posted by Pepper Boy:

quote:

Originally posted by AlpineK:

I'm happy to make the top of any list. "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

Sorry K. That's Andrew Wood, Kurt Cobain, and Layne Staley - all Ph.Ds in anger management via terminal substance abuse. I'll make it up to you in my upcoming thesis, "The lords of spray: when jovial invective turns rancid".

 

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

Chili boy - Check Sparky's original post instead of reading your own over and over. [Razz]

 

Greg

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quote:

Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

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SPRAY ON, FUDGE-PACKER

Aw man, have you been moonin' the old folks home again? You must have seen Pinnochioldie's schnozzle and gotten evil thoughts. Did she oblige? Did she tongue lash your boys while she was at it? Your fan base awaits with morbid anticipation.

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What is spray?

 

Dru, Caveman, Trask, and Son of Caveman are spray.

 

I am spray therefore I am. [big Drink] Get out of my way I am mad [Mad]

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And besides, Greg, if I don't make a complete ass of myself, I won't get top billing in Sparky's next missive. I've never been on top. [Frown] I so desperately want to belong. [Frown] AlpineK is my idol. [Cool] Please, somebody take pity on me. [Confused]

 

I shall now drown in self-deprecation. [big Drink][big Drink][big Drink][big Drink]

 

[ 05-03-2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Pepper Boy ]

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Pepper:

 

You are doing a fair job of making an ass of yourself, I agree.

 

Begging AlpineK to let you belong is like asking Mark Twight to belay you on an toprope at Exit 38.

 

Good luck in your quest to develop your inner spray self.

 

Greg [big Drink]

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pepper boy... EEEE Gads [Eek!] what have I done. BEWARE!!! turn back to the light young skywalker, you know not what is ahead of you. They are BAD MEN. [big Grin]

 

Poor pepperboy...he is lost.

 

spay= the decline of the western civiliztion. [Razz]

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Oh crap. You mean in the next episode - The Gaper Strikes Back - I find out AlpineK is my father? [Eek!] I shall now fall on my lightsaber - ouch, that really hurt.

 

Let the "who's your daddy" spray begin. [Embarrassed]

 

[ 05-03-2002, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Pepper Boy ]

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How did AlpineK become a moderator? How is it that this mouth-breathing troglodyte came to this position of power? If he can control "The Climbers Wall", shouldn't some mongoloid become president? Oh, right. Now it all makes sense. The Americans for Disabilities Act rears it's ugly, misshapend head. Eugenics suddenly sounds palpable, if not ethical.

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As long as knuckleheads like you ruin the energy for bud-lovers like us, I care. I never would have had a chance to experience this kind of emptyheaded animosity if you wouldn't have been so stupid as to have puffed a sweet bowl of the herb in that tiny rock hut @ 10,000ft. Now I have to haunt you forever. Mary Jane was supposed to make us all friends! Still, your testosterone-addled rants make me glad to be a right-thinking, tree hugging, left-leaning socialist.

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quote:

Originally posted by sk:

Poor pepperboy...he is lost.


But you have to give him kudos for taking on the crafty veterans. Even if they are all the same geek on a sticky keyboard. [Razz]

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