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I would like to initiate a new climbing club.

 

I will call it the Has Beens or Never has or will be Climbing Club. Short H.B.N.H.W.B. Climbing Club

 

Current members are-

 

Gaper_#1

 

Other members I see joining me may be ?

 

HeadSpace

Crackbolter

Max

 

Membership is free for people that are grumpy and can't get laid or climb. Also others that only crag and don't quite have time to climb in the real mountains any more.

 

Your thoughts or suggestions to my list or membership?

 

Gaper_#1 Has spoken. [Cool]

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This is Gaper_#1,

 

If you have Outside magazines you can join. I think that if you are "respected climber" that rap bolts even more so. Gaper_#1 does not have either. I just know I am a Never Will be and am happy redpointing 5.3. Perhaps these others will see the light some day.

 

Grumpy ones get first dibs.

 

Gaper_#1 Has spoken. [Cool]

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This is Gaper_#1,

 

Bronco, you are welcome in the club. Now we await further requests. Since I have not any I intitiate Crackbolter and Headjob as honorary members. They are now in for life [big Grin] and membership cannot be rescinded just like a gang!

 

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quote:

Originally posted by Crackhead:

I will weave necklaces for the club with my pubic hair! Please let me join... I can't get laid either. It's not my fault!

This is Gaper_#1,

 

Crackhead, if you eat Gaper_#2's dookie we will let you in the club. Must be done in public at the Alki tonight. Otherwise you are not in.

 

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This is Gaper_#1,

Poseur, you can join if you have any car. Having a gas guzzling polluting SUV that you never drive on roads that need high clearance or 4 WD is a plus.

 

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We suggest you try recruiting from this list for your lameass club, we've already done some of the interviews and we can recommend them all strongly:

 

Scot'teryx -for saying "word up" and that Vantage spoiled him.

Ross -"it's russ not ross".

chucK -he never gets laid look at his photo.

crackaddict -pretending to own a gun and threatening to shoot unseen people with said gun.

safetygoddess -rope up on Hood!

trask - not a climber

AlpineK and Erik -beyotch moderators

Allison -save the gay chat room!!

midwest alpine hero -name says all with this one.

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quote:

Originally posted by gapertimmy:

i love when people like hex get loaded and come back and spray, it always provides a good chuckle to start out my day.

 

oooohhh that rhymes
[geek]

yeah but it doesnt scan, you need more syllables in second line. [geek][Razz]

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