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A small Darrington WA. Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian diagnosed the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

 

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.

 

Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?

 

Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

 

"First," he said. "I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, you must never tell anyone about this."

 

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

 

"Well," said Ed, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."

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The average, adult male gorilla, has a penis that is only two inches long when fully erect.

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Originally posted by Dru:

The average, adult male gorilla, has a penis that is only two inches long when fully erect.

Dru, does this data come from your field observations?

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