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To all climber lackies:

So typical of you losers. You flame incoherently but you volunteer nothing. Maybe you're all crossdressing midgets. So, why don't you put your money where your mouths are? Let's see YOU step up to the plate, little men.

And Ropegun, the reason I don't answer your stupid questions is because 1. They make as much sense as cutting your legs off so you'll have a dick that touches the ground, and 2. Unlike you, I spent St. Valentine's Day with my human, pretty, smart girlfriend. Happy now? Go fondle your girlfriend's six tits some more.

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Originally posted by Ropegun2002:

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If any of you boi's could actually climb all of this would be funny.

Stop strokin the squirrel yourself. Chalk doesn't stick to that stuff and that's why all you sport climbers can't break the 5.10 barrier on real climbs.

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Originally posted by trask:
To all climber lackies:

And Ropegun, the reason I don't answer your stupid questions is because 1. They make as much sense as cutting your legs off so you'll have a dick that touches the ground, and 2. Unlike you, I spent St. Valentine's Day with my human, pretty, smart girlfriend. Happy now? Go fondle your girlfriend's six tits some more.

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Maybe this will help get things rolling:

Dear:

[ ] Loser [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] Me-too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Martyr [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Socialist [ ] Stain [ ] Anonymous

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test [ ] You posted an "everyone is against me/my race/my religion/my country" message [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted to more than four newsgroups [ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others [ ] You posted something really stupid/depraved [ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity [ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority [ ] you are posting an anonymous attack

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Give up your CIS account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Post your tests to alt.test [ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts [ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly [ ] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Remove yourself from our presence [ ] Take your crap somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or sod off [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] Get a clue [ ] All of the above

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Originally posted by chucK:
You guys have totally lost it! The highlight of this days posts are stupid scrambled cascadeclimernames. Puke!
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Oh, wait, that's right. I forgot about those entertaining easy meals. Swoon.
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. What's next? Which water filtration system do you guyths uthze?
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But the biggest reason that you losers are such LOSERS!!! Is that here you are through page 1 of this big meatball thrown yer way by Mr. Alpinelite and you've still failed to light it up.
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This group is dead
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! F**k off pussies.
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actually chucker, you are the loser. i'm sorry you have nothing better to do with your life than surf this site looking for "excitement". like the rest of us exist to keep you entertained. *as* *if*

and then you simultaniously fein a mockery lithsp while taking the trouble to include a creative array of smiley animations.

i'm sure you're sitting at your computer right now in a pink chiffon dress and a lacy bra sulking about how it just isn't "happening" for you now like it has before. pa-the-tic

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Originally posted by mr. happy:
aquagirl, for a superhero you sure do have a big chip on your slimy wet shoulder! and who gives a rat's ass if you've just saved me from the heat miser or the riddler or whatever other comicbook lame-puss you have in your made-up little cartoon world! all your ranting and raving just makes me want to i think you've got an inferiority complex! or a small penis. am i pissing you off?? ooh, is aquagirl getting mad??? you gonna come get me? i'm soooo scared!!!! suck my cock, aquapussy.

MR. CRAPPY:

You will not be so happy when Aquaman finishes mopping the floor with your sorry ass. Chip on my shoulder? Well let's see you deal with the scum I deal with everyday and be nice and polite! Actually I'm an even-tempered guy- pissed all the time! So if you don't like that, I've got a few words for you, candy-ass: FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, CISCO! Having a superhero around comes with a price.By the way, your mom said I was way better in the sack than you are. I bet she didn't swallow for you too.And you, Trask: Eat my butt out! [Moon] Aquaman doesn't put up with mouth breathing child molesters like you. Next time the Penguin starts messing with you, don't expect me and the superfriends to save you, you ungrateful shit. mad.gif" border="0mad.gif" border="0mad.gif" border="0mad.gif" border="0mad.gif" border="0

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Aquiman; Are you still showing you face around here you and your wet noodle need to go back to were ever it is that they clone retared fags whos olny use ist to be beaten up be neonatzies and then F@#%ed in the nostrle by a big fat elephant cock, why don't you go drowned your self in the sess pool of cum spit that your moma spouse from her diseased infested cunt... in other words go F#@% your-self tongue.gif" border="0

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Country Jake ]

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well well well..if it ain't good ol' Mr. Cunt-ry Joe Billy Bob!

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Ain't heard your name since my pals Superman, Hulk, and Spiderman made your wife into a prostitute and had your kid out on the front lawn sellin' the tickets.

Die! You inbred goat-fucker! mad.gif" border="0[Moon] Nobody sprays about Aquaman's dear sweet mother and gets away with it! [hell no]

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Leave my family out of this, AlpineGay!

Yeah my parents are Aquatic! So what? How do you think I can breath underwater, fuck face? Boy, you are a fucking genius. Did you go to college to learn so much about the oceanic environment? Actually, we all came from the ocean. My lineage just retained our superior superhuman skills, your kind de-volved into something less useful. Which is why humanity now needs people like me around to save them. You want to talk about scum-suckers? The Joker is one- he's the result of people like Cunt-ry Joe billy bob and Tras-kan buttplugging each other and out comes an asshole baby like the Joker.

I'm telling you, no one sprays like Aquaman.

All of you, bow down to Aquaman, and then kiss this. [Moon]

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Trask cannot reply to this silliness. Aquaboy is too childish to be taken seriously. I find it distressing that a 12 year old is posting on this site. I also find it distressing that said 12 year old is rapidly heading down the path of ill repute. For the rest of us taxpayers, I guess we'd best work hard, because our hard earned dollars will be needed to build more and more prisons and goonie-bins to house animals like aquaboy and crazy jake (or whatever the fuck his name is).

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Originally posted by Country Jake:

Your right trask if Aquafuck is a fish then he is obviosly to much of a pussy to even climb a -5.4 bet the fucker doesn't climb at all just a cum suckin' fagit...
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real nice talk. we've got women around here you shitstick. watch yur mouth, study hard, and you just may pass the 6th. grade.

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Jon, no high blood pressure from beer and pizza here. Call it chronic antagonism combined with little or no worries about my personal safety in this bunch...that includes you Bronco...you should believe the hype and quit picking sides...you're just mad because I said you should solo some rock climbs on acid...

Hey Mueller ol buddy.

[ 04-01-2002: Message edited by: mikeadam ]

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