ivan Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 i'm illiterate in multiple languages, including nadsat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 It sure was fun rereading all the comments with gun-buying advice in this thread (including purchasing 10-round magazines) from the very same people who are now pontificating about the need for severe gun control and how gun users who support the 2nd amendment are morally liable for the murders of innocent children in Newtown and elsewhere. Â Yeah, great example of someone changing their mind about the need to own a gun using critical thinking skills and rational judgement over irrational fear. After living here and working all over this city at all hours, I realized pretty quickly that carrying a gun is fucking stupid. The advice here about situational awareness was spot on. Make sense, Kojak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 Hey, don't take your wife to a crack den/whorehouse of a hotel off the interstate in the middle of the night and let her walk around with the cash! Â Simple stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Â Yeah, great example of someone changing their mind about the need to own a gun using critical thinking skills and rational judgement over irrational fear. After living here and working all over this city at all hours, I realized pretty quickly that carrying a gun is fucking stupid. The advice here about situational awareness was spot on. Make sense, Kojak? Â It's depressing that America has cultivated a society in which changing your mind is viewed as a bad thing, as if the best among us are expected to make up their minds about complicated topics and then never change them, despite the inevitable growth and revelation that experience tends to bring. Woe be to the politician who thinks better of his immature positions in the harsh light of experiential knowledge. Waffle! Waffle! Â Obviously, important decisions should only be made once, right? Never look back!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 It sure was fun rereading all the comments with gun-buying advice in this thread (including purchasing 10-round magazines) from the very same people who are now pontificating about the need for severe gun control and how gun users who support the 2nd amendment are morally liable for the murders of innocent children in Newtown and elsewhere. Â Yeah, great example of someone changing their mind about the need to own a gun using critical thinking skills and rational judgement over irrational fear. After living here and working all over this city at all hours, I realized pretty quickly that carrying a gun is fucking stupid. The advice here about situational awareness was spot on. Make sense, Kojak? Â You are a twit, and always will be, comrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Whatever, cube monkey weekend warrior pissant. Â Not your comrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Whatever, cube monkey weekend warrior pissant. Â How's your career going? Those loans? Fuckwit. Â Â Not your comrade. Â Exactly, Captain Obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Ha! Fucking awesome, thanks for asking. $9000 left, about a year and a half maybe. How's scratching your balls in front of the computer day after day, one window open to spray, the other to tranny porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Ha! Fucking awesome, thanks for asking. $9000 left, about a year and a half maybe. How's scratching your balls in front of the computer day after day, one window open to spray, the other to tranny porn? Â 18 months to pay off 9K. Guess that's all to be expected from a useless degree. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 At this rate, I wonder how long it will take me to get to 15,933 posts. Your parents must be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 At this rate, I wonder how long it will take me to get to 15,933 posts. Your parents must be proud. Â It's ok, you'll soon get to 15,933 burgers flipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 15,934 posts. Â You're a beast. What a legacy to leave your children. If you had children. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Please tell me you don't have children... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 At this rate, I wonder how long it will take me to get to 15,933 posts. Your parents must be proud. Â It's ok, you'll soon get to 15,933 burgers flipped. Â Or perhaps utterance of the query "paper or plastic" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 "utterance of the query" Â Clearly your college degree hasn't gone to waste. "Spray's Spellchecker and Pedant Since 2004!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 "utterance of the query"Â Clearly your college degree hasn't gone to waste. "Spray's Spellchecker and Pedant Since 2004!" Â What's that degree of yours in? Political Science? Literature? Sociology? How's it working out for ya? 30K a year maybe? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Why your disdain for Literature, Political Science, and Sociology? Some people like that shit and I wouldn't begrudge them an opportunity to follow their interests whether it's marketable or not. Something about the pursuit of happiness, or something. Not to mention something to offer beyond the grim boredom you must be experiencing that drives you to this message board on a daily basis. Â I'll probably clear 50 this year, maybe a third more next year. Did you want to compare dick sizes next? Pissing distance? What are you, 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Why your disdain for Literature, Political Science, and Sociology? Some people like that shit and I wouldn't begrudge them an opportunity to follow their interests whether it's marketable or not. Something about the pursuit of happiness, or something. Â Yeah, you've clearly pursued happiness. Â And yes, I'm bored now. Unlike you apparently. You've logged on as you are busy as hell with useful pursuits (like happiness). Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Wow, you're really bitter. That sucks. Have another drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Wow, you're really bitter. That sucks. Have another drink. Â LOL. The irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) Please tell me you don't have children... Â Stephen has previously posted that he has 3 children. Any torture your imagination could concoct has most likely already been suffered by him many times over. Â The laser beam focus on how happy/successful/wealthy other posters usually indicates that whats on your own plate is less than satisfying. It is the way of the hairless monkey, I suppose. It's more an omega than alpha trait, however. Â I've never met a truly successful person, one that is truly grateful for their life, who feels the need to measure themselves relatively to others in this way, nevermind anonymous innernutterz they've never met. The folks I admire most tend to forge their own, unique path, with its own, unique measures, rather than climbing someone else's one dimensional ladder. Â Nor do I know anyone (personally) who attempts to cook 'success' down to a single measure - even something as critically important to human happiness and self actualization as student loan debt status or how many mid 40 something match.com hawties returned your winks this week. It's common among adolescents, but seems unseemly and embarrassing as an adult. Some of us endeavor to peek beneath the standard shiny gift wrapping we're handed down as children by commercial culture to see what's really inside. Â To me, that's real freedom. Â Edited February 11, 2013 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) Well gift-wrap an English degree and call me a DBA! Can match.com rilly make me feel so special? Edited February 11, 2013 by Crux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) I think it's more accurate to say that not being able to get a date on match.com might make you feel very un-special. It's like fishing in a barrel with a grenade. Â Don't get me wrong, online dating is the modern way to meet lots of folks in a hurry - I highly recommend it. Much like being a checkers wiz, however, being the Late Middle Aged Hef of online dating just isn't something one brags about. The online dating world has all the aging Hefs it can use, at least according to feedback from the other side of the gender fence. Â I wouldn't recommend match.com specifically, however, unless you're the Elephant Man, in prison, or have some other specialness about you that requires a bottom feeding strategy in your search for love. Â In the end, the advice for dating remains the same, whether online or not: Avoid horses, dogs, and kids, in that order. Â Most especially horses. Â Edited February 11, 2013 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetslide Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Glock 23. Reliable, concealable, but it might be too big for your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Glock 23. Reliable, concealable, but it might be too big for your hands. Â I like .40, that's a good caliber for a handgun. I'm not a fan of Glock's industrial design, though, I would probably go Beretta that doesn't look so German or whatever. They make a subcompact in .40 that would probably be good for smaller hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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