PeakChaser Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Trip: Grasslawn Park, Redmond, WA - FA -- HandGrenade, M9+ (X) Date: 12/14/2010 Trip Report: I saw these sweet lines the other day and just had to get my mixed on. We snuck in with a few friends late at night to rap-bolt my new line -- we had to do it late at night to keep the park rangers away. Temps were rising, and shit was coming down. Might be best to do early mornings. I won't spoil the climb by giving away too much beta. There are a few bolts on the route. One of them is sketchy, so watch out. I don't think people should just go to town projecting this route yet. Please only do it if you think you have a pretty good chance of making it. We saw these guys doing another mixed route nearby as we left. Good times! Approach Notes: Please don't block the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRep Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telemarker Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 10 minute video or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 i thought mental retardation was to be confined to the columbia river gorge forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonG Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 This isolatedchaser spoof is certainly giving Klenke a run for his money: http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=899860 Never a dull moment around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Allez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilovecheese Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 That's proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Uh, doesn't this trip report belong in the Fake Climbing Forum? Who's going to be the first to send that overhung alcove with the gargantuan chockstone? I don't think any of us have hard enough cores. Better notify the girlie boys and boyish girlies over at RC.com. Ivan: Don't be jealous of my Fawn Peak FKT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeakChaser Posted December 15, 2010 Author Share Posted December 15, 2010 Fake climbing? You guys are just jealous cause I'm the next colin haley. I'm a better climber than probably 90% of this forum. So of course you web trolling haters have to jump all over my shit, you fags! That's right, you come at me, I'll hit you right back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Where are your Dan Howittaboutthat split times, ChumpChaser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 How far should we take this? I could ban you just like the real CJB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Don't you mean IsolationedSnow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Fake climbing? You guys are just jealous cause I'm the next colin haley. I'm a better climber than probably 90% of this forum. So of course you web trolling haters have to jump all over my shit, you fags! Hey, I got double amputee 3rd grade girls outclimbing me these days you aren't so damn special. G- haha, nice, but isn't that the fake rock in the Polar Bear exhibit in the zoo? Where's the bears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sepultura Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 rumor has it you guys got all bloody when the whole thing almost collapsed! You are definitely the best mixed climbers alive today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilookeddown Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 This deserves a second attempt. I know most have seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I can't remember if that was the first trip report I ever watched or this was: In any case both expeditions were inspirational. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 [video:youtube]DDewRA0E1zo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARob Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 [video:youtube]DDewRA0E1zo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARob Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 (edited) Fake climbing? You guys are just jealous cause I'm the next colin haley. I'm a better climber than probably 90% of this forum. So of course you web trolling haters have to jump all over my shit, you fags! That's right, you come at me, I'll hit you right back. Well I thought this whole thing was hilarious until this point. Now if this is post is totally in jest, I still think it's funny. But dude, you gotta stop using the word 'fag.' That was so middle school, and even then we all sounded stupid when we used it. Now hit me right back. Edited December 16, 2010 by ARob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Fake climbing? You guys are just jealous cause I'm the next colin haley. I'm a better climber than probably 90% of this forum. So of course you web trolling haters have to jump all over my shit, you fags! That's right, you come at me, I'll hit you right back. HMMMMM, sounds a bit like our other newbie, SummitChaser? Interesting, very interesting, yez, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_leclerc Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) Edited December 17, 2010 by marc_leclerc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Anxiously awaiting the helmet cam video - all 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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