KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Medical Alert Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , Massachusetts , Pennsylvania and Kentucky , with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 OMG!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 We've got John Stewart and George Carlin, you guys have this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 We've got John Stewart and George Carlin, you guys have this. George Carlin is decomposing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 you wish you were that current Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Just a hunch here, but I'm guessing you came across this newsflash when you where googling for a cure for the gonaria? Wow, thanks for enlightening us when you have such bigger problems in your personal life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 (edited) George Carlin is immortal. Tough concept for some. Conservative brain. Must suck. The characteristic pissiness is understandable; perpetual perplexity is hard, and it must be hard to have a mimeograph mind, but a shitbird is still a shitbird, regardless of motivation. Edited October 10, 2010 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 LOL, clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 KKK could never be a comedian. Not that he wouldn't have an audience...Palin proved otherwise, but no owner's gonna wanna mop up that much drool off the theater floor after a gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 George Carlin is immortal. Tough concept for some. No, he's dead. Tough concept for some (atheists) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Simplest concept in the world, actually. Anything beyond first layer literal gets towed off the conservative brain information parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 Simplest concept in the world, actually. Anything beyond first layer literal gets towed off the conservative brain information parking lot. Not really. Your concept of immortal (yeah, we get what you mean), replacing true immortality, is a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Literal immortality is one of the many jokes you'll never get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 you sound like twilight fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Required reading if you're gonna fuck Bellevue MILFs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckaroo Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 ""easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout."" what? then vote in the greater of the two evils that we just got rid of? That caused all this damage in the first place? what kind of drugs are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkporwit Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Required reading if you're gonna fuck Bellevue MILFs So that's what I've been doing wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. I've always wondered how it was that the last crop of republicans got elected - and they were bright guys compared to the ones who are running this cycle. P.S. Dave, I don't think he was 'googling' - I think it was gargling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Palin/O'Donnell in 2012! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 VD is nothing to clap about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 VD is nothing to clap about. Now that's funny, I don't care who y'are. Gonna have to remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUCKY Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Medical Alert Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , Massachusetts , Pennsylvania and Kentucky , with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Someone should make pants for this guy and market them. They'd sell like hotcakes south of the Mason Dixon line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 Medical Alert Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , Massachusetts , Pennsylvania and Kentucky , with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about. Great pic of an Obama supporter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 KKK is still suffering from TSB it seems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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