rodeo Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Bring it on ICEMEN!! I'm fresh meat for the ice grinder and I want to know how and where it's done!! Tell me all about it. I want to know all the gory details of pickin' my way up the frozen trail. Let the chips fly boys, let 'em fly. --Climb on,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodeo Posted November 30, 2001 Author Share Posted November 30, 2001 Yoohooooo, Oh Cave Wench. I figured you'd be all over this already. Ah well, you musta gone to sharpen up your ice tools. I wanna know dude. What am I in store for on the vertical water man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Ice climbing sucks. To enjoy ice climbing you must have low brain power and a weak imagination. Ice kills you deader than any other climbing form. To be a good ice climber you must have retractable balls, no brain and big calves (mooooo). If they invented an ice climbing simulator they would put you in a meat locker and hit you with hockey sticks for 6 hrs then drive a truck over your fingers and toes. I wish it would freeze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 First thing to do is sleep in a freezer without any blankets every night. Like when your nostrils freeze up. Then you must get some boxing gloves on to protect your knuckles from the bashing. Have a snorkel present for that sprindrift and avalaches so you can swim out. Bring your scuba fins too. Second thing to do is get out there and take as many whippers as you can to rid yourself of any fear. I recommend falling on tied off half driven in screws or even spectres. Have your partner throw large ice chunks in your face to get some scars like I received last year. Play that Jaws tune when going up couloirs and avy traps in your discman or walkman. Oh yeah and dont bother wearing helmets cuz your head should be so hard ice will be deflected by it Otherwise children stay at home. PS I did have a heads up that this forum was giong to be created I just had to take care of something cronies [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Is anyone planning to put that toprope on Drury falls this year ? RockySmallBalls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 once upon a time there was a rabbit and a bear hopping through the woods. The bear asked the rabbit "Do you ever think about God?" The rabbit said "All I think about is carrots." The bear said "Do you think God made those carrots?" The rabbit replied. "Mmm carrots. I really like carrots. Mmmmm". The bear then asked "What would you do if there were no more carrots?" "Oh - now i'm really hungry. carrots carrots carrots, mmm mmm mmm" said the rabbit. Then a falling tree squashed them both to jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: once upon a timethere was a rabbit and a bear hopping through the woods. The bear asked the rabbit "Do you ever think about God?" The rabbit said "All I think about is carrots." The bear said "Do you think God made those carrots?" The rabbit replied. "Mmm carrots. I really like carrots. Mmmmm". The bear then asked "What would you do if there were no more carrots?" "Oh - now i'm really hungry. carrots carrots carrots, mmm mmm mmm" said the rabbit. Then a falling tree squashed them both to jelly. man druk that was soooooo deep, you have now put me into a contemplative mood. i think i am going to sit on my tree stump the rest of the day and try to find enlightment wihtin the aspect of carrots and bunny rabbits. thanks man!! you wanna play some frisbee later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank_sloper Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 quote: Originally posted by erik: man druk that was soooooo deep, you have now put me into a contemplative mood. i think i am going to sit on my tree stump the rest of the day and try to find enlightment wihtin the aspect of carrots and bunny rabbits. thanks man!! you wanna play some frisbee later? ITS CALLED A DISC NOT A FRISBEE!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Dwayner, sorry man, but I believe that the proper terminolgy is "foot bag." I have several aquaintances that have been "nationally ranked" foot bag "athletes"(?), however I agree that this is a pretty useless "sport". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Hey, I Moondanced with a footsack in my bum once. I highly recommend it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Hey, I Moondanced with a footsack in my bum once. I highly recommend it! Thanks for sharing about your choice of butt plugz. When did Daddy pop your cherry anyway? [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Mr Buttplugger out of the closet in full force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Polite people say "bum plug", thank you very much. And once you learn to dance, I highly recommend it! It's "pleasant"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haireball Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 forget the damn bag - just put the foot where the sun don't shine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Who said I was polite. I dont prefer to say any of it. Butt plug is the same as "footsack in my bum". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Alright haireball, go back to practicing your one-arms. You're down to a limited number of years now, so you better use them wisely!Remember: squats don't help. And Caveman: A foot sack in your bum is WAYYYYYY different than your average bum plug in your bum. So fuck off, sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I pee on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 OH NO YOU DON'T! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 You guys remind me of the bear and the rabbit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I am the bear that ran out of toilet paper using the rabbit for tp. Story:Bear says to rabbit: Hey you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?Rabbit says: Nop never.Bear: Picks up Rabbit and wipes his ass with him [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 This thread will soon rival the infamous Saturday at Muir, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Caveman is lying again. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Caveman is lying again. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Sexual Chocopope is lying. I SAW THE PICTURES IT DID HAPPEN [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodeo Posted November 30, 2001 Author Share Posted November 30, 2001 Yeah!! Sure it happened. But did it happen on ice? That's what I want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I am NOT the friggin' pope! For Gawd's sake, enuf is enuf! pope can't crawl up a 5.10 sport-climb, and you'd be hard-pressed to get me on a run-out 5.8 trad climb without bolts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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