snow-muncher Posted November 27, 2001 Share Posted November 27, 2001 are there any poets out there? i get a lot of inspiration when i'm out in the mountains. please submit origial works, or dr. suess gibberish, or haiku (high-koo?), or dirty limericks ( there once was a man from nantucket), etc... here is one that was inspired by hunger... CARNIVOROUS CONCOCTION... Barbara had a barbecue and cooked up quite a meal.Every meat that you could eat, including skewered seal!She barbecued a big baboon, and served it with plantains!The third course was a giant horse, along with donkey brains!The teriyaki elephant? An appetizing dish!The sperm whale wasn't quite as good. Of course, i don't like fish.The brontosaurus burgers filled my stomach with delight.Then Barbara screamed "Before you dream of taking one more bite,make sure to give yourself some room, 'cause here comes the dessert!".Unfortunately, i declined, because my stomach hurt. -the snow muncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 27, 2001 Share Posted November 27, 2001 whales arent fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 It's SHEL SILVERSTEIN, oh my gosh! I thought he had passed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 I didn't write this one myself, but I heard it on television and it made me want to just run out to the car and bag some peaks! Perhaps it will have the same effect on you!: Captain: Are ya ready kids?Kids: Aye, Aye captain!Captain: I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!Kids: AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!Captain: oooooooooooo......... Captain: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?Kids: Sponge Bob Square Pants!Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.Kids: Sponge Bob Square Pants!Captain: If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.Kids: Sponge Bob Square Pants!Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.Kids: Sponge Bob Square Pants!Captain: Ready? Sponge Bob Square Pants,Captain & Kids: Sponge Bob Square Pants,Sponge Bob Square Pants,Sponge Booob Square Paaants!Captain: Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh. Ha arrigh! - Dwayner [ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Dwayner ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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