Jman Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 I think you wanted this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 I think what will wants from Rachel is this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Hey Will, Peace bro! sweeeeeet  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Damn, why didn't it work. I suck... [This message has been edited by lambone (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lambone Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 26, 2001 Author Share Posted July 26, 2001 It got bolted They got warned It got chopped [This message has been edited by willstrickland (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Hey guys if your images are not showing up then make sure you do not leave any spaces between the tags....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 This stuff is addictive. It's weird trying to figure out the Japanese though. [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Will how is this one eh!? Here's Cavey choppin' bolts: [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 one question how do you protect for sport fucking? i tried last night to use cams and got tazered, now that hurt! went to the next crag(bar)and tried to use some pins and and an ice screw! barely got out with my life! [This message has been edited by erik (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Sport fucking uses only draws and a rope... that's your problem, trying to get your gear in! Better stick to this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockrat16 Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Dru, Interesting haikus. Let's see some more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Retro chop the bolts With will and Caveman helping Now sportclimbers mad If on weekend, rain Wonder which of these is worse Vantage or the gym? Canada is good Yankee beer is second rate We have good bud too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 26, 2001 Author Share Posted July 26, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Canada is good Yankee beer is second rate We have good bud too. Haiku rebuttal: Oregon is much better Portland beer is the finest around Our bud is extra dank too [This message has been edited by willstrickland (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Will it doesn't scan, man!!! Haiku gotta be 5-7-5 syllables! Like ABCDE FGHIJKL MNOPQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 26, 2001 Author Share Posted July 26, 2001 I thought it could also be 7-9-7 or 3-5-3, maybe my grade school teacher was syllably challeneged... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Those are concessions made by the translators of classic Japanese haiku as I understand it. Sometimes it isn't possible to keep to the 575 when switching from Jpn to Eng so they stretch it a bit and make a Jpn 575 and Eng 797 or 353. But if you are composing in your own language you have to follow the 575. But fuck the rules anyways!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Haiku very strange type of communication. Not sure I grok it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 26, 2001 Author Share Posted July 26, 2001 I'll try again In drunken boxing We no use haiku speak We kick haiku ass better? [This message has been edited by willstrickland (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: In drunken boxing We no use haiku speak We kick haiku ass Try again. Your middle phrase only has 6 syllables. [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 07-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I can't read what those little mashmellow glob Hello Kitty things are sayin' when they drink their beer. probably something about whale sushi. Hey Dru-- They are saying "Kampai!" which means "Cheers" or "bottoms up" or something to that effect. If you ever drink with a Japanese, you can say "Kampai" and his eyes will light up! Thank you for all the Haiku! It's wonderful to see a burst of poetry amidst the angry threats and insults. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 Drul, Be careful about saying anything about other countries it will surely be removed like that Canadian Slamfest thread even if it is all in fun...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 Will how is this one eh!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 Give me a homeland and a passionate woman and a winter alone. Yes Will, I agree that sometimes less is more. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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