G-spotter Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 OM NOM NOM NOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 ever thought of a career in whale training? you should go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 I'd definitely be good at it, I can already make your mama beg for more on cue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 KK's ex is pissed he never called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Shamu was most recently seen in a white Bronco driving erratically down the interstate. Police are in pursuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Shamu is now virtually unemployable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 could be shipped to Japan for "re-education" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 could be shipped to Japan for "re-education" your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 And your kind is good with having very little education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 And your kind is good with having very little education. LOL. Compared to *you*? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 could be shipped to Japan for "re-education" or was it "research"? I forget. Saw the boy in the mansion on the hill has asked you to become his steady jill There'll be parties by the score the wine will flow But here's the reason I beg you not to go Cause they're not your kind of people, your kind of friends They'll turn your laughter to teardrops and in the end You'll come back to your kind of people torn all apart So please don't go baby please don't go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps) where is your tiara, princess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps) where is your tiara, princess? Hot Carl is the one who wears a tiara... under his miter as he "role-plays" with prole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Apparently the whale was from B.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 your kind is always good with "re-education" (camps) where is your tiara, princess? Hot Carl is the one who wears a tiara... under his miter as he "role-plays" with prole. bunnyboiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 It MUST be said: FREE WILLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 "Shamu" is just an alias. Real name is Tillicum, and this whale has already killed once before. So "Shamu" better watch it, 'cause under three-strikes rules, if "Shamu" kills again, it would mean life in captivity with no chance of parole, ever. That would suck. Hopefully "Shamu" can straighten out before it's too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 I heard the Israelis have approached Seaworld about acquiring Tillicum. They will give him a British passport and station him in the Red Sea during the Hamas waterskiing championships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogen Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 radio this morning said it was the third. Something about a naked man found in Tilli's tank one morning in 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Yup, third time around. First time was a trainer in Canada, second was a whacko who stayed hid out in the park after closing and was found dead, naked, & scraped up on the bottom of the tank, and the recent trainer is the third. For the record, Tilli is from Iceland, not Canada; that's just where she got trained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Who would have thought that getting in a tank with a large predator that eats seals like popcorn could be dangerous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I work with a guy who was a elephant handler for a quite a long time and he said whenever someone was killed they would just rename the elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 The recidivism in this whale is the inevitable result of a combination of Canadian subsidies, misunderstanding of "moral hazard" and a sense of entitlement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 radio this morning said it was the third. Something about a naked man found in Tilli's tank one morning in 1999. That's right - I'd forgotten about the naked guy. So that's it, then. Three strikes and you're out, mister "Shamu" or "Tillicum" or whatever your real name is. Lock him up and throw away the key. That'll send a message to all the other Orcas not to mess with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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