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could be shipped to Japan for "re-education"

 

or was it "research"? I forget.

 

Saw the boy in the mansion on the hill has asked you to become his steady jill

There'll be parties by the score the wine will flow

But here's the reason I beg you not to go

Cause they're not your kind of people, your kind of friends

They'll turn your laughter to teardrops and in the end

You'll come back to your kind of people torn all apart

So please don't go baby please don't go

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Yup, third time around. First time was a trainer in Canada, second was a whacko who stayed hid out in the park after closing and was found dead, naked, & scraped up on the bottom of the tank, and the recent trainer is the third.

 

For the record, Tilli is from Iceland, not Canada; that's just where she got trained.

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radio this morning said it was the third. Something about a naked man found in Tilli's tank one morning in 1999.

 

That's right - I'd forgotten about the naked guy.

 

So that's it, then. Three strikes and you're out, mister "Shamu" or "Tillicum" or whatever your real name is.

 

Lock him up and throw away the key. That'll send a message to all the other Orcas not to mess with us.

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