EWolfe Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 If they start looking at you strangely because of your antiquated references, and you can't keep up - you are too old. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bug Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 They still need a good whacking now and then... Especially when there are two that need whacking at the same time. When was the last time you tried to catch two teenagers, hold them down, and inflict more pain on them than they do on you? Hey Keith, don't let kevbone hear you talking like that. And where's Rudy? He smacks his progeny around quite a bit, too, I hear... nuthin' wrong with a good beatin'! In fact we schedule ours so as not miss the weekly beat down... Yeah. Keep talkin Rudy. Your son is gonna be kickin your ass on more than rock soon enough. You might want to start instilling a few good memories to remind him of. My daughters will soon discover boys and get weaker every day thereafter. Meanwhile, I hope CPS sends Wanda again. She was cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldiente Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Stevie Haston recently ticked 5.14D sport and flashed a .13+ crack at the age of 52! Clearly this guy is washed-up and should move over to let the young kids climb. [img:center]http://www.dmmclimbing.com/uploads/news/Stevie_Left_Right.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 They still need a good whacking now and then... Especially when there are two that need whacking at the same time. When was the last time you tried to catch two teenagers, hold them down, and inflict more pain on them than they do on you? Hey Keith, don't let kevbone hear you talking like that. And where's Rudy? He smacks his progeny around quite a bit, too, I hear... nuthin' wrong with a good beatin'! In fact we schedule ours so as not miss the weekly beat down... A true engineer at heart! Do you use Microsoft Project, Primavera, or just the family calendar in the kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 You know you're too old when you're dead. Until then, keep after it. Carry on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 You're never too old if you have a younger woman to keep you spry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Works for me, anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 You're never too old if you have a younger woman to keep you spry. why stop at one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Lot of good reasons in my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Lot of good reasons in my case. ____________________________________________________________ The age thing is a moving target. When you are 20 it's like 30 or some other absurdly low number, when you are 40 it's like 50, etc etc. I suspect if we ask Beckey, who's like 86, he'll say "let me get back to you on that". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 We almost make love every day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 You know you're too old when you're dead. Until then, keep after it. Carry on... That's the ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 if you're asking if you're too old, you're probably way too goddamn old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Ask Fred when is too old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_leclerc Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I climbed a grade V with a 70 year old friend..... and we passed several parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Marc is too old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 So what does that make Tamara...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Miller Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I am too old to participate in this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I don't talk about age and females. I also don't ask them if they are pregnant. At 50, I know this much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_warfield Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I don't talk about age and females. I also don't ask them if they are pregnant. At 50, I know this much. You got that right. The first time you ask if a woman is pregnant and they say they aren't might be your last day on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obwan Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Age is all in your mind - if you still want to climb, just do it! Born in the Northwest - I always looked out at Mt. Rainier, and said by the time I'm 35 I'd better climb it as I'll be to old. In those days 40 was over the hill, but not nowadays. I climbed it at 35, then at 46 with my two son's, and then was the 'lead' in 1998 at 57. I'm still into rock and ice at 67 (maybe a little beat up from the high mileage) - with Beckey as my idol. As I said just do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I don't talk about age and females. I also don't ask them if they are pregnant. At 50, I know this much. I recently got in trouble for not asking if they were pregnant. "What?? Did you think I was getting this fat for no reason?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I don't talk about age and females. I also don't ask them if they are pregnant. At 50, I know this much. I recently got in trouble for not asking if they were pregnant. "What?? Did you think I was getting this fat for no reason?" See, Keith? Just goes to show you ya can't win wit' dem bishes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I don't talk about age and females. I also don't ask them if they are pregnant. At 50, I know this much. I recently got in trouble for not asking if they were pregnant. "What?? Did you think I was getting this fat for no reason?" See, Keith? Just goes to show you ya can't win wit' dem bishes... That's why males have a well developed "fight or flight" reflex. Choada, straighten her out by asking her if she's pregnant AFTER she has the baby. Post a TR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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