The_Rooster Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 HELLO! Guess what day tomorrow is? My favorite day of the year! That's right...it's TURKEY day! I expect you'll all be having TURKEY with your trimmings, perhaps even a tofURKEY instead, but either way, some sort of TURKEY. You got that? NO substitutions! TURKEY! TURKEY!!! TURKEY!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 HELLO! Guess what day tomorrow is? My favorite day of the year! That's right...it's TURKEY day! I expect you'll all be having TURKEY with your trimmings, perhaps even a tofURKEY instead, but either way, some sort of TURKEY. You got that? NO substitutions! TURKEY! TURKEY!!! TURKEY!!!!! How about you, Rooster? Will you be eating turkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 HELLO! Guess what day tomorrow is? My favorite day of the year! That's right...it's TURKEY day! I expect you'll all be having TURKEY with your trimmings, perhaps even a tofURKEY instead, but either way, some sort of TURKEY. You got that? NO substitutions! TURKEY! TURKEY!!! TURKEY!!!!! How about you, Rooster? Will you be eating turkey? As with every TURKEY day, I'll eat whatever the farmer puts out for us...as long as it doesn't taste like chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 the chickens ate the scraps from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 Ah! Great dinner...Corn muffins, cornbread, corndogs, cornflakes, corn starch, high fructose corn syrup, popcorn, cornpone, corn fritters, and corn. The hen sure can cook! The farmer even gave us a little turkey! Dessert: Sand, bugs, chicken shit, and sawdust! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 1, 2009 Author Share Posted December 1, 2009 Well?!? How was y'all's big dinner? I'll take any leftovers if you got 'em! b'GAWK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 HELLO! Just giving this a good ol' bumpity-BUMP! Y'all know the rules!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 We always cook our brussel sprouts in a little chicken broth ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 We always cook our brussel sprouts in a little chicken broth ... Nothing wrong with some fried rooster on the table. We don't want to be discriminatory, ya know. Gobble gobble till I wobble & waddle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 saw a story 'bout a pig farmer getting et by his hogg the other day... never heard 'bout that happening to no turkey farmer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Eat more pusse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Hey Rooster, are you a capon? I hear they are quite tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 We always cook our brussel sprouts in a little chicken broth ... I gave your mom some 'chicken broth' last night, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 We always cook our brussel sprouts in a little chicken broth ... Nothing wrong with some fried rooster on the table. We don't want to be discriminatory, ya know. Gobble gobble till I wobble & waddle! :noway: :anger: :tdown: Nothing wrong with a little H1N1 either. Bon appetit, loser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 Hey Rooster, are you a capon? I hear they are quite tasty! HELLO! Are you speaking from experience with a lack of balls??? Or maybe you licked too much sack and are now looking to 'experiment'? We don't want to hear about it, buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_warfield Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Turducken is the way to go. If you are a carnivore, take the leap and go all the way. BTW crocodiles will eat a wildebeast and not eat for weeks after. We on the other hand will gorge and still insist on eating within hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_warfield Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) saw a story 'bout a pig farmer getting et by his hogg the other day... never heard 'bout that happening to no turkey farmer... Check out the story from Canada and Robert Pickton. Google is wonderful, but sometimes life is not. Pigs are omnivores which is not always great. Edited November 21, 2012 by matt_warfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Hey Rooster, are you a capon? I hear they are quite tasty! HELLO! Are you speaking from experience with a lack of balls??? Or maybe you licked too much sack and are now looking to 'experiment'? We don't want to hear about it, buddy! I have no experience with castrating roosters, but, considering your attitude, I'd be willing to make you a test subject, Rooster. Supposedly the procedure will result in a better behavior from you in the short term in addition to making your flesh fattier, tender and ready for roasting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Turducken is the way to go. If you are a carnivore, take the leap and go all the way. BTW crocodiles will eat a wildebeast and not eat for weeks after. We on the other hand will gorge and still insist on eating within hours. Why donchu research the difference between the crocodile digestive system (reptile) and the human one (primate) and report back. BTW the crocodile tail is 3 to 4 feet long and ours is missing! Think of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Turducken is the way to go. If you are a carnivore, take the leap and go all the way. BTW crocodiles will eat a wildebeast and not eat for weeks after. We on the other hand will gorge and still insist on eating within hours. Why donchu research the difference between the crocodile digestive system (reptile) and the human one (primate) and report back. BTW the crocodile tail is 3 to 4 feet long and ours is missing! Think of that! Dude, cows eat grass. Think about it! We could just graze on our front lawns and save money and have a smaller carbon footprint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 No way. There is dog shit on your lawn. Cross-contamination. I will stick to wheatgrass shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Turducken is the way to go. If you are a carnivore, take the leap and go all the way. BTW crocodiles will eat a wildebeast and not eat for weeks after. We on the other hand will gorge and still insist on eating within hours. Why donchu research the difference between the crocodile digestive system (reptile) and the human one (primate) and report back. BTW the crocodile tail is 3 to 4 feet long and ours is missing! Think of that! I'm willing to bet that your tail isn't missing. [video:youtube]LUHYwUTVWWc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Oh your mama got tail alright Split-tail beaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I have no experience with castrating roosters, but, considering your attitude, I'd be willing to make you a test subject, Rooster. Supposedly the procedure will result in a better behavior from you in the short term in addition to making your flesh fattier, tender and ready for roasting! I find it suspicious that you registered just eight days after The Rooster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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