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Shit my dad says

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"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."


"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."


"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."



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Some other funny stuff people have said...


-If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?


-You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.



-A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend


-Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.



-He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia


-Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer


-I cry during sex.... fucking Mace


-Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



-Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

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