Stonehead Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that." "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon." "Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down." http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 "Don't worry too much about it. Everybody's born to fuck-up, sometimes. Just try not to make it your job." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamaraSlade Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Some other funny stuff people have said... -If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? -You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. -A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend -Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. -He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia -Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer -I cry during sex.... fucking Mace -Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. -Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 UGB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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