billcoe Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Church of the Warren Harding" When you, as a Hardist, greet other church members it goes like this: "Greeter: Get Hard! Responder: That’s what she said!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlympicMtnBoy Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Semper Farcisimus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 “Me and Royal are different. He likes to play chess. I like to get fucked up on red wine.” Who knows if this quote is real? But then again, who cares? This is religion, not reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Tenets/Morals What? Just kidding. Of course Hardism has rules to live by. This is a religion. It needs to be confining, narrow minded, and eventually out-dated. As a Hardist, you must be: For: climbing, surfing, drinking, revelry, fearlessness, adventure, convertibles, shameless embellishment of feats, sleeping on the ground, pulling out Against: fluorescent lighting, complaining bitches, whiny bitches, annoying bitches, any bitches, desk jobs, pulling out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZONK Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 BAT ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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