StevenSeagal Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Soulmates in Douchebaggery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 General Relativity Law One: Douchebaggery has consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 General Relativity Law One: Douchebaggery has consequences. Â Not if God's on your side. Whether Sanford was passing legislation or putting on the leather mask for his Argentine girlfriend while his wife thought he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, he was serving the Lord. Thank God we have leaders with morals. Â Sarah likewise knows that God wants her to be president, and he also wanted that bridge to nowhere that she said no to after she said yes. Â Yes, the Lord works in mysterious ways. Very mysterious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 In the realm of the Angry Hairless Monkey, such constant douche-pressure produces an anti-douche-backpressure, whether it be in the form of an ethics investigation, less-than-stellar interview, or tell-all book deal. Â Douches such as these remain in the media because there are enough like-minded douches out there who need them to confirm that douchery is OK. Â It's our job to send such douches on down the road and make them someone else's problem...a douche maneuver in itself, but one which makes our lives a little more douche-free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Soulmates in Douchebaggery  maybe they can hike the Appalachian trail together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 In the realm of the Angry Hairless Monkey, such constant douche-pressure produces an anti-douche-backpressure, whether it be in the form of an ethics investigation, less-than-stellar interview, or tell-all book deal. Â Douches such as these remain in the media because there are enough like-minded douches out there who need them to confirm that douchery is OK. Â It's our job to send such douches on down the road and make them someone else's problem...a douche maneuver in itself, but one which makes our lives a little more douche-free. Â I have read that douching too often is a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Hike the Treasure Trail more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Soulmates in Douchebaggery  maybe they can hike the Appalachian trail together?  Either that, or he could really impress her on a first date by taking her out to shoot kittens on four wheelers.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 That's a date serving an interest for each of them- killing animals, and hunting pussy in foreign lands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 (edited) Waking up every morning to engage in yet another day of unchecked douchery brings its own personal rewards, I suppose. Unless you're a psychopath. Then the playing field of possible human behaviors is delightfully flat. Â Some douches are compartmentalized enough to maintain calm and peaceful sanctuaries, free from their douche-dulgence, somewhere in their lives. I suspect these two are not in that category. It seems that just about every aspect of Palin's life, for example, is a train wreck. Â Her interior decorating comes to mind.... Â Â Edited September 2, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i'd vote for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i'd vote for them  hey, it took Sanford and Palin to get Minx to come out and play in spray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 don't you know that i've been too busy converting to republican as my religion and political party to spray? the indoctrination process is quite long and involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 don't you know that i've been too busy converting to republican as my religion and political party to spray? the indoctrination process is quite long and involved. Â I thought you were just in mourning after Pink announced his nuptials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 well there was a 3 day hangover after i celebrated the fact that someone would actually legal bind themselves to him. i may have been wearing black but it wasn't mourning. don't you know i've been holding out for Peter Puget not Pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I think he should dump Palin and just go with his son  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 don't you know that i've been too busy converting to republican as my religion and political party to spray? the indoctrination process is quite long and involved. Â How long can it possibly take to insert a stick up one's ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 not long....its the process of getting you to let them stick the stick up your ass that takes a while. the sleep deprevation and the beatings take a good long while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frikadeller Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Â Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I can just see her shouting "AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA, NOW YOU'RE UNDER CONTROL" with that gun to her heard. the pic is just a little disturbing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 The zombie apocalypse? It's already here, only they eat their own brains instead of ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 does that mean lamont is going to be living in the whitehouse? Â i swear that was not a racist comment... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frikadeller Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Â i swear that was not a racist comment... Â Why do you hate a "White America"? Â You fuckin'racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frikadeller Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I can just see her shouting "AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA, NOW YOU'RE UNDER CONTROL" with that gun to her heard. the pic is just a little disturbing... Â I like that pic... Â I think of it as an "omen"... Â It's what "she" needs to do. Â I never want to hear her name mentioned again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Â i swear that was not a racist comment... Â Why do you hate a "White America"? Â You fuckin'racist! Â i hate all races equally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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