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chickens are puppies you can eat w/o the neighbors fuckign freaking out :P

 

babies are great w/ bbq sauce btw, racked by the half-dozen on spits - lotza cumin, lotza salt, lotza cayenne, dig?

 

what about old people? can you cook them in a way to get the old muscles tender enough?

approach as for flank steak - long/good marinade of vinegar, olive oil and garlic, grilled & sliced into thin strips, w/ a phat ass sauce (the yardstick of civilization!) of chives, horseradish, and bluecheese!

 

red wine of course...

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Chickens are a sure sign the 28-36 yo crowd has been, or is about to be, reduced to next to no climbing because of new parental responsibilities.

 

Bammm! Nailed it! LOL!!!!! :lmao:

this is why i've so far succesfully resisted the 3-fold cry for dogs (n' chickens) in my house :P (we already booted the cats for shitting everywhere) :)

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HI THERE! :wave:

 

Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything!

 

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HI THERE! :wave:

 

Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything!

 

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Eat your corn dumbass. Your "family" is just fattening you up. Mmmm, organic chicken!

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Chickens are a sure sign the 28-36 yo crowd has been, or is about to be, reduced to next to no climbing because of new parental responsibilities.

 

Bammm! Nailed it! LOL!!!!! :lmao:

this is why i've so far succesfully resisted the 3-fold cry for dogs (n' chickens) in my house :P (we already booted the cats for shitting everywhere) :)

 

Quite often chicken and dogs DON'T go together. Case in point: My upwind next-door-neighbor was given 6 hens + 1 rooster as "heritage chickens." I come home to find him putting the finishing touches on a new chicken house just adjacent to my property. I disappear back in my house and find the paperwork to confirm our covenants forbid "poultry" as well as several other types of farm livestock, walk back outside, and see his 4 dogs have already invaded the chicken enclosure. Problem solved.

 

And, Ivan, your cats wouldn't have shit everywhere if you'd have provided clean kitty litter for them.

 

While puppies/dogs, chickens, sheep, horses, etc. require daily attention and care, it won't stop you from getting out and climbing if you've got a significant or another type of other to care for them while you're out on your rambles. Never stopped me when I was younger and "living on the farm."

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:lmao:

 

That type of farming never keep me from my rambles either, and it certainly was someting to look forward to when on the way back home.

 

Oh, gawd, I guess I'm sounding like an old guy speaking in the past tense. I really do still look forward to that type of farming.

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And, Ivan, your cats wouldn't have shit everywhere if you'd have provided clean kitty litter for them.

 

wow, your ominscent genius sees through all :fahq:

 

whoa, i seem to have struck a nerve. a little uptight? hope you're not like this all the time :shock: may be you need a little of something or other, other than cats. baa perhaps? :poke: BTW, it's spelled omniscient. :fahq::lmao:

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Quite often chicken and dogs DON'T go together. Case in point: My upwind next-door-neighbor was given 6 hens + 1 rooster as "heritage chickens." I come home to find him putting the finishing touches on a new chicken house just adjacent to my property. I disappear back in my house and find the paperwork to confirm our covenants forbid "poultry" as well as several other types of farm livestock, walk back outside, and see his 4 dogs have already invaded the chicken enclosure. Problem solved.

 

 

 

 

:noway: :noway: :noway:

 

Problem solved?!?!???

 

This is a horrible story! Those were my aunts and uncle, jackass!

 

:anger: :anger: :anger::tdown:

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HI THERE! :wave:

 

Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything!

 

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Eat your corn dumbass. Your "family" is just fattening you up. Mmmm, organic chicken!

 

 

:tdown: :tdown: :tdown:

 

You got a bad attitude, buddy! My family would never eat me, they said so!

You really ought to try vegetarian, you'd lose that big gut. Fatty.

 

:ass::anger::tdown:

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We have 3 daughters, four chickens, one bunny and two birds. Ain't slowing me down (maybe a little).

 

 

:tdown::anger:

 

Just what do you think we are, buddy?

 

You can't be a real bird.....you just ain't smart enough. For example, why do you crap in your own drinking water?

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We have 3 daughters, four chickens, one bunny and two birds. Ain't slowing me down (maybe a little).

 

 

:tdown::anger:

 

Just what do you think we are, buddy?

 

You can't be a real bird.....you just ain't smart enough. For example, why do you crap in your own drinking water?

 

Don't YOU? Like you'd crap anywhere else???

 

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