prole Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 All of a sudden every granola-yup in the PNW has just got to have chickens for their yard. And two children. And a dog. What the hell? This Depression is clearly not working for some of these people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Chickens are a sure sign the 28-36 yo crowd has been, or is about to be, reduced to next to no climbing because of new parental responsibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I know, I know. Â Hey, how about that pellet gun I was after, people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Kids are good eatin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 chickens are puppies you can eat w/o the neighbors fuckign freaking out  babies are great w/ bbq sauce btw, racked by the half-dozen on spits - lotza cumin, lotza salt, lotza cayenne, dig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 chickens are puppies you can eat w/o the neighbors fuckign freaking out  babies are great w/ bbq sauce btw, racked by the half-dozen on spits - lotza cumin, lotza salt, lotza cayenne, dig?  what about old people? can you cook them in a way to get the old muscles tender enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 chickens are puppies you can eat w/o the neighbors fuckign freaking out  babies are great w/ bbq sauce btw, racked by the half-dozen on spits - lotza cumin, lotza salt, lotza cayenne, dig?  what about old people? can you cook them in a way to get the old muscles tender enough? approach as for flank steak - long/good marinade of vinegar, olive oil and garlic, grilled & sliced into thin strips, w/ a phat ass sauce (the yardstick of civilization!) of chives, horseradish, and bluecheese!  red wine of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Chickens are a sure sign the 28-36 yo crowd has been, or is about to be, reduced to next to no climbing because of new parental responsibilities. Â Bammm! Nailed it! LOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Chickens are a sure sign the 28-36 yo crowd has been, or is about to be, reduced to next to no climbing because of new parental responsibilities. Â Bammm! Nailed it! LOL!!!!! this is why i've so far succesfully resisted the 3-fold cry for dogs (n' chickens) in my house (we already booted the cats for shitting everywhere) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 HI THERE! Â Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything! Â COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 HI THERE! Â Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything! Â COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Eat your corn dumbass. Your "family" is just fattening you up. Mmmm, organic chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazz Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) Rooster...hahaha!!! that's awesome!! Â my landlords have chickens and a rooster "reggie". Â I get fresh eggs anytime i want!! Worth reggie screaming at 5am! Edited August 20, 2009 by tazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pindude Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Chickens are a sure sign the 28-36 yo crowd has been, or is about to be, reduced to next to no climbing because of new parental responsibilities. Â Bammm! Nailed it! LOL!!!!! this is why i've so far succesfully resisted the 3-fold cry for dogs (n' chickens) in my house (we already booted the cats for shitting everywhere) Â Quite often chicken and dogs DON'T go together. Case in point: My upwind next-door-neighbor was given 6 hens + 1 rooster as "heritage chickens." I come home to find him putting the finishing touches on a new chicken house just adjacent to my property. I disappear back in my house and find the paperwork to confirm our covenants forbid "poultry" as well as several other types of farm livestock, walk back outside, and see his 4 dogs have already invaded the chicken enclosure. Problem solved. Â And, Ivan, your cats wouldn't have shit everywhere if you'd have provided clean kitty litter for them. Â While puppies/dogs, chickens, sheep, horses, etc. require daily attention and care, it won't stop you from getting out and climbing if you've got a significant or another type of other to care for them while you're out on your rambles. Never stopped me when I was younger and "living on the farm." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 It's farming the young humans that's what keeps'em from climbing - the chickens usually just mean babies are happening or about to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pindude Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Â That type of farming never keep me from my rambles either, and it certainly was someting to look forward to when on the way back home. Â Oh, gawd, I guess I'm sounding like an old guy speaking in the past tense. I really do still look forward to that type of farming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Well, it sure is keeping a lot of 'em down on the farm around here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 And, Ivan, your cats wouldn't have shit everywhere if you'd have provided clean kitty litter for them. wow, your ominscent genius sees through all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pindude Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 And, Ivan, your cats wouldn't have shit everywhere if you'd have provided clean kitty litter for them. wow, your ominscent genius sees through all  whoa, i seem to have struck a nerve. a little uptight? hope you're not like this all the time may be you need a little of something or other, other than cats. baa perhaps? BTW, it's spelled omniscient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 We have 3 daughters, four chickens, one bunny and two birds. Ain't slowing me down (maybe a little). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 We have 3 daughters, four chickens, one bunny and two birds. Ain't slowing me down (maybe a little). Â Â Â Just what do you think we are, buddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Quite often chicken and dogs DON'T go together. Case in point: My upwind next-door-neighbor was given 6 hens + 1 rooster as "heritage chickens." I come home to find him putting the finishing touches on a new chicken house just adjacent to my property. I disappear back in my house and find the paperwork to confirm our covenants forbid "poultry" as well as several other types of farm livestock, walk back outside, and see his 4 dogs have already invaded the chicken enclosure. Problem solved.    :noway:  Problem solved?!?!???  This is a horrible story! Those were my aunts and uncle, jackass!  :anger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Rooster...hahaha!!! that's awesome!! Â my landlords have chickens and a rooster "reggie". Â I get fresh eggs anytime i want!! Worth reggie screaming at 5am! Â HELLO! Â Reggie's cool, huh? We go way back. Â Wait...what do you DO with those eggs???? Â :noway: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 HI THERE! Â Things are working out just great at my new home! The bassett hounds and the cat and I all get along great!! I got 4 really sweet hens to look after, lots of bugs, and an awesome fence post. The neighbor is kind of a mean dude (what does "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" mean? He always yells that at about 4:30 AM, sheesh). My host family is very nice too, vegan and everything! Â COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Eat your corn dumbass. Your "family" is just fattening you up. Mmmm, organic chicken! Â Â :tdown: Â You got a bad attitude, buddy! My family would never eat me, they said so! You really ought to try vegetarian, you'd lose that big gut. Fatty. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 We have 3 daughters, four chickens, one bunny and two birds. Ain't slowing me down (maybe a little). Â Â Â Just what do you think we are, buddy? Â You can't be a real bird.....you just ain't smart enough. For example, why do you crap in your own drinking water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 We have 3 daughters, four chickens, one bunny and two birds. Ain't slowing me down (maybe a little). Â Â Â Just what do you think we are, buddy? Â You can't be a real bird.....you just ain't smart enough. For example, why do you crap in your own drinking water? Â Don't YOU? Like you'd crap anywhere else??? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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