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Apparently a 9.4 Bluewater rope failed, ie, parted in 2 after a shorter fall, and this guy died. I know we have endlessly discussed the thinner stuff and the longevity of it, but this was suppose to be a new rope and from the sounds of it not one which although a few years old, needed to be retired. I own one of these in 70 meters which I save for light or where I need low gravity days. The last rope that failed on a light fall in a rock gym, the guy could only remember setting it down by the side of the road as he otherwise always used a rope bag, apparently right after a battery had been placed there as there was sulferic acid tested on the fibers. Use rope bags religiously I guess is the moral of the story: if there is one.

 

I've got some sparse information about a fatality at Seneca Rocks last Saturday.

 

The information I got so far is that a leader was climbing the route "La Bella Vista", fell, and the (single) rope he was using was cut by a sharp edge, falling all the way to the ground.

 

La Bella Vista is a two pitches 5.10a trad, on the East Face of the South Peak, close to the South End. Most of the teams do only the 2nd pitch (there are other routes that converge to the base of that pitch), but I am not sure where the accident took place. This second pitch climbs an vertical arête to an overhang, easing the angle immediately after.

 

I usually use a single rope at Seneca, but I am considering to climb in doubles more often...

 

Someone has details of what happened? My sympathy and condolences to the friends and family of the climber.

 

Full thread link including folks who were there: http://www.rockclimbing.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=2171991;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;

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I didn't read what is on rockclimbing.com, but can someone explain to me (kevbone) how this is rope failure? isn't the rope supposed to be "cuttable"? it fell on a sharp thing? did it snap? or was it cut? details...

 

I will try. Pick a noun or verb which fits (from the Mirriam-Webster dictionary):

 

 

verb

Etymology:

Middle English failen, from Anglo-French faillir, from Vulgar Latin *fallire, alteration of Latin fallere to deceive, disappoint

Date:

13th century

 

intransitive verb1 a: to lose strength : weaken b: to fade or die away c: to stop functioning normally 2 a: to fall short b: to be or become absent or inadequate c: to be unsuccessful "

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Sure. I'm open to the fact it failed. I'm just wondering how yall have been able to jump to that conclusion. Or perhaps there is some evidence you have? If something is really sharp and the rope is really loaded, what is to stop a clean cut? What evidence are you using when you say the rope didn't do what it was supposed to do?

 

I'm totally open here to the facts that you guys apparently know that I don't.

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Sure. I'm open to the fact it failed. I'm just wondering how yall have been able to jump to that conclusion. Or perhaps there is some evidence you have? If something is really sharp and the rope is really loaded, what is to stop a clean cut? What evidence are you using when you say the rope didn't do what it was supposed to do?

 

I'm totally open here to the facts that you guys apparently know that I don't.

 

OK OK OK, I know you're not new here Jake (hey, bought your book BTW, "Rescued by the Magic of Christmas" written by CC.coms own Melissa Mclune), but this is the internet, we all showed up for the hanging, the trial can be later:-) As you know, these things take time to garner the data, so just give us a moment to gather out pitchforks and torches first.

 

I think it took 2 months to test the last rope that snapped in a gym. That was a newer rope, and determined to have been exposed to sulfuric acid.....that rope failed as well, snapped in 2, like this one in that way, if it was the same cause has not been determined......

 

Merry Christmas :wave:

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Yeah you don't think the SHARP EDGE mentioned with respect to this thread might have anything to do with it eh?

 

Ropes have been failing in falls over sharp edges for years. All brands, all diameters.

 

Sure, and how about the size? You think that had anything to do with it?

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How about that Black diamond harness failure a couple decades or so ago?

Damn thing didn't run itself back through. Beligerence?

 

How about that harness failure in Yosemite spring 08?

Damn thing let itself get worn out. Shortsighted?

 

The world is so full of failures.

Who can I trust?

 

 

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#1 piece of safety gear needs to be yer brain. Sounds like the Seneca Rocks example is one with little info, but we can be certain that regardless of what happened there, with 20mm ropes some folks would still figure out a way to make them fail. Kinda like our education system!

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How about that Black diamond harness failure a couple decades or so ago?

Damn thing didn't run itself back through. Beligerence?

 

How about that harness failure in Yosemite spring 08?

Damn thing let itself get worn out. Shortsighted?

 

The world is so full of failures.

Who can I trust?

 

 

I heard about a case where a woman spilled freshly brewed coffee on herself and suffered thermal injuries. Who saw that coming?

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How about that Black diamond harness failure a couple decades or so ago?

Damn thing didn't run itself back through. Beligerence?

 

How about that harness failure in Yosemite spring 08?

Damn thing let itself get worn out. Shortsighted?

 

The world is so full of failures.

Who can I trust?

 

 

I heard about a case where a woman spilled freshly brewed coffee on herself and suffered thermal injuries. Who saw that coming?

 

Then She Sued McD's and won...lame.

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on dim recollections, misguided conscenses, half-baked guesses, and outright lies, and in NO WAY do they even ATTEMPT to tell the full story. Loose rock, weather, and excessive consumption of alcohol are among countless factors that will KILL you when attempting this route. If you can't take responsibility for your own safety, for your own decisions and knowledge, if you can't climb at your own risk, if you or your survivors are the kind who would try to sue the author of a topo or a guidebook, PLEASE stay far far away from this and all my routes, give up climbing, and die of some completely natural, painful, slowly progressive disease.

 

Some exclusions may apply and the omnipresent "your results may vary".

Oh... is that all, bill?

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