ivan Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 wife out of town w/ lesbian friends...several liters of cabinent soevigner and a few hundred pages of obrian dispensed - children abed - should i crawl upstairs or sleep on my most commodius bofa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Did you end up sleeping on the Bofa? Any pics of said Bofa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 The BOFA is a monument to improvised home furnishing practicality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 How is Bofa formed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 So simple you'll never guess it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 split the difference - why doesn't everyone sleep on their stairs? Â must make coffee or one of the children will have to be sacrificed to almmighty baal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 everytime the wife talks about trying to replace the bofa w/ several thousand dollars worth of new couchs i simply go into the kitchen and sharpen the knives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Somewhere on this giant mudball roam two children with midieval monikers, planning their all day assault on Father's blunted senses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 sounds biblical dude...or is it romulus and remus? Â actually w/ their ma gone it's kinda fun - i sow discontent and have just taught them the proper way of handling a giant goddamn french knife when making the garlic suffer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braydon Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 so hows the hangover coming along ivan? best thing to do is just go on a run, work up a good sweat, and just get it all out of your system. You feel like new! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 the phattie omelet i cooked up nearly came back up while at the gym, but the warm water pool afterwards w/ the kid-oes answered tolerably - after setting most of the brush in the backyard on fire, it's time for some hair of the dog and the last 40 pages of the letter of marque! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peakpimp Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 so hows the hangover coming along ivan? best thing to do is just go on a run, work up a good sweat, and just get it all out of your system. You feel like new! Â Ahem, and just how might you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utz Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I want to screw all the lesbians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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