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2 vehicles augered deep into the center divider...on the uphill lane. One van practically made it to the downhill lanes.

 

And, of course, the gridlock parking lot for the way down.

 

Get it right, lads, get it right.

 

On the way up in the morning there were plenty of flashing lights and warnings on signs, and you could tune to 1610. Still, idiots were tailgating people who were following the posted 45 mph speed limit (somewhere beyond Denny Creek) in the rightmost lane, and were zipping around, crossing a snowed/iced over middle lane. Real safe.

 

 

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Three cheers for old, bitter and on your own!

 

Positives:

-Nobody fucks with you

-you're always right

-nobody fucks with your shit

-you only have yourself to take care of

-you only have everybody else to blame

-a pleasant "the world is fucked - so fuck 'em" perspective

-well-exercised frown muscles

-you are unhappy and will die unhappy, so the consistency is nice.

- Great if you like lots of menace in your facial expression

 

Negatives:

-you are a bitter old fuck that has become that person you used to hate

-The world sucks, and that sucks the life-energy out of you

-Never have to exercise those damn, few smile muscles

-you only have yourself to take care of

-people inevitably are fucking with your sense of what is right.

 

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Three cheers for old, bitter and on your own!

 

Positives:

-Nobody fucks with you

-you're always right

-nobody fucks with your shit

-you only have yourself to take care of

-you only have everybody else to blame

-a pleasant "the world is fucked - so fuck 'em" perspective

-well-exercised frown muscles

-you are unhappy and will die unhappy, so the consistency is nice.

- Great if you like lots of menace in your facial expression

 

Negatives:

-you are a bitter old fuck that has become that person you used to hate

-The world sucks, and that sucks the life-energy out of you

-Never have to exercise those damn, few smile muscles

-you only have yourself to take care of

-people inevitably are fucking with your sense of what is right.

you forgot:

 

- you can walk around naked all the time and not have to hear people scream about your grey, wrinkled, flacid pretuberances

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