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mythosgrl

Forget student loans- just auction your virginity

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Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million

 

details...

 

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I did not know prostitution was legal in California. Or, maybe she is she holding the auction somewhere that does have legalized prostitution?

 

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i would want a legit signed doctor's statement validating the virginity before I would bet a red cent. plus i'm a really nice guy like the dude in superbad, so i'd make her save herself for when she was sober.

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But what if she's a he? Does the dude who wins the auction still have to pay...still have to "suck it up" and go through with it? Dude who wins the auction ought to read the fine print first. Dude!

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Well,i guess my $13 bid didn't win!

 

"Oh well",for $50 a BJ or $500 all night you

can get some good old white trash like this

including around the world and tea bagging!

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But what if she's a he? Does the dude who wins the auction still have to pay...still have to "suck it up" and go through with it? Dude who wins the auction ought to read the fine print first. Dude!

 

This isn't Thailand.

 

Yet.

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I'd get in that pre-auction inspection line early if you're interested. :blush:

 

Lets see, Flight to Thailand: $1400. Virgin a day program for 2 weeks at @$200 a day $2800 or just hire a beautiful pro for much much less. Food $64.40.....hummm, total $4264.44 or $3.7 million for a night (or 5-10 min perhaps)....

 

Tough choice.

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Well,i guess my $13 bid didn't win!

 

"Oh well",for $50 a BJ or $500 all night you

can get some good old white trash like this

including around the world and tea bagging!

11512913c3n83md3p48b26d78148e58e015b8.jpg

 

that dude has a package and breast implants sickie

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Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million

 

details...

 

c68c2940p.jpg

 

Those are some horse feet..no wonder she's a virgin..I dont even know which eye is lookin at me :crazy:

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Right now her top bidder says he'll pay 3.7 million

 

details...

 

c68c2940p.jpg

 

Those are some horse feet..no wonder she's a virgin..I dont even know which eye is lookin at me :crazy:

 

Hate to see what that big toenail would do, too. Damn thing's like a shaolin spade!

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Hate to see what that big toenail would do, too. Damn thing's like a shaolin spade!

 

toenail...what toenail?

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I don't think that appendage on the left can even be called a "foot". It's more like a flipper. Maybe she's from Waterworld.

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Maybe you could market that not-so-virgin arse pooper of yours at the Vancouver detention center and pay off those loans you're always bitchin' abooot, CAD?

Edited by Fairweather

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"...I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper.

Hmmmm, she seems mighty proud of a motor that's (alledgedly) never been started before...

 

 

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(alledgedly)

 

That's true, how will he know for sure? Is there a test that comes with a certificate? And how do we know she's not actually one of those second-rate "restored" virgins who's been surgically tightened? Twenty two years old is pretty suspect IMO, but it's interesting that supply and demand might actually work in reverse in instances like this. The supply of 18 year-old virgins is naturally higher--along with the price?

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