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we should contact that guy who had the chick who climbed hotel walls and get her to sign the fuck up!
circus_girl_11.jpgLook what someone used to wake up to.

 

man, freesoling like that over the bed? BADASS! I mean, if she fell, imagine the consequences! The bed spread might get mussed!!

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There was this one guy in JT. I think it was about 91 or 92.

He called himself Malcom X. But it was an oxymoron because he lost his testicles in an freak accident. A boulder smashed him and left him with a high pitch.

Anyway, there were about 10 of us hanging by a fire in JT one December night. All sausage.

When waht pulls up but a car with two cute girls in it.

They get out and say hi etc. Most of us were pretty cool. There was some sand on the tongues but nothing too rauckus.

At least until Malcom x spoke up.

"Don't worry about me. I just look. I don't have any testicles."

They left within seconds.

Malcom was shunned until he left two days later.

 

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17,641 topics, 368,741 posts... some one should harness this engery and use it to power SUV's

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we should contact that guy who had the chick who climbed hotel walls and get her to sign the fuck up!
circus_girl_11.jpgLook what someone used to wake up to.

goddamn i love that pic - thanks for saving it dave - from your person personal spank-bank, no? :)

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What do you expect?

Spray is for morons with no climbing skilz.

Most of them would not be able to keep up with Sarah Palin on a heavy flow day.

Thinking or climbing.

Those that can have not been layed in so long they have callouses where they use to have errogenous zones.

So even tho their TR's are full of good pics, their spray is disjointed and stifled.

CC.Com should capitalize on this trend by selling Muffy blowup dolls. Or 5 gallon tubs of personal lubricants.

Why am I not worried about what the women on this site will think?

What women?

Look around. Sausage only.

Jocks.

Testosterone.

Anger issues.

It reminds me of JT in the eighties.

 

That's the first time anyone ever called me a jock.

 

I'm stylin'

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There was this one guy in JT. I think it was about 91 or 92.

He called himself Malcom X. But it was an oxymoron because he lost his testicles in an freak accident. A boulder smashed him and left him with a high pitch.

Anyway, there were about 10 of us hanging by a fire in JT one December night. All sausage.

When waht pulls up but a car with two cute girls in it.

They get out and say hi etc. Most of us were pretty cool. There was some sand on the tongues but nothing too rauckus.

At least until Malcom x spoke up.

"Don't worry about me. I just look. I don't have any testicles."

They left within seconds.

Malcom was shunned until he left two days later.

 

Do you include yourself in that you fat gaper fuck? I should have caped your ass on interglacier and fed you to the marmots you stupid twat

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There was this one guy in JT. I think it was about 91 or 92.

He called himself Malcom X. But it was an oxymoron because he lost his testicles in an freak accident. A boulder smashed him and left him with a high pitch.

Anyway, there were about 10 of us hanging by a fire in JT one December night. All sausage.

When waht pulls up but a car with two cute girls in it.

They get out and say hi etc. Most of us were pretty cool. There was some sand on the tongues but nothing too rauckus.

At least until Malcom x spoke up.

"Don't worry about me. I just look. I don't have any testicles."

They left within seconds.

Malcom was shunned until he left two days later.

 

Do you include yourself in that you fat gaper fuck? I should have caped your ass on interglacier and fed you to the marmots you stupid twat

Malcom? Is that you?

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:battlecage:

 

If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem.

 

Please, be a part of the solution.

 

Spray is here for entertainment but for about the last 6 months to year has been steadily less entertaining. If you are posting endless "what is the best band" threads or political diatribes you are not entertaining. The best way for you to become part of the solution would be for you to

 

a) off yourself

b) quit spraying.

 

In conclusion,

Fuck off.

 

:fahq:

 

Congratulation your a Winner!!! :moondance:

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What do you expect?

Spray is for morons with no climbing skilz.

Most of them would not be able to keep up with Sarah Palin on a heavy flow day.

Thinking or climbing.

Those that can have not been layed in so long they have callouses where they use to have errogenous zones.

So even tho their TR's are full of good pics, their spray is disjointed and stifled.

CC.Com should capitalize on this trend by selling Muffy blowup dolls. Or 5 gallon tubs of personal lubricants.

Why am I not worried about what the women on this site will think?

What women?

Look around. Sausage only.

Jocks.

Testosterone.

Anger issues.

It reminds me of JT in the eighties.

 

That's the first time anyone ever called me a jock.

 

I'm stylin'

Not so fast man-boob man.

You have to pass the test.

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".

The "submit" button is at the bottom.

 

Have you ever...

participated in a sport?

participated in an organized sport?

started?

started for a reason other than because the person in front of you got hurt?

started because you were related to the coach?

played in a championship game?

won?

cried after losing?

cried after winning?

spent more than six hours in a year training for a sport/event?

in a month?

in a week?

in a day?

for three or more consecutive days?

worn a jock strap?

been in a locker room?

changed in a locker room?

showered in a locker room?

while others were present?

members of the opposite sex present?

been involved in a serious discussion while nude (or toweled) in the locker room?

been addicted to a sport?

had a runner's high?

orgasmed during an athletic event?

participated in two sports in a year?

three?

four or more?

injured someone during an athletic contest?

on purpose?

with premeditation?

have you ever boasted about your team's record?

about your own ability?

about another's ability?

referred to a professional athlete by his/her first name?

had a professional athlete refer to you by your first name?

had your name in a newspaper/magazine because of a sporting event?

more than once?

more than five times?

had an article written about you?

been elected to an all-star team (all-league,section,state,american?)

made a noise during an athletic activity?

that you couldn't reproduce by any other means?

made a comment about size,length,texture of crap?

taken a picture of it?

scratched your genital area?

in public?

even though they didn't itch?

pissed in a cup?

failed a drug test?

used steroids?

been tested for a hernia?

by a doctor of the opposite sex?

enjoyed it?

drank alcohol?

more than a six-pack at once?

twelve pack?

case?

more than a keg?

beer-bonged?

with a goldfish in it?

spilled beer on yourself?

while chugging?

in a contest?

puked?

on someone?

during an athletic contest?

while training?

instructed someone on how to play a sport?

referred to a sports play by name?

talked about sports?

for an hour?

two?

five?

done a school project about sports?

studied a playbook?

instead of doing classwork?

received a better grade because you were an athlete?

had your coaach for a teacher for a class other than PE?

been patted on the butt by the coach?

by abother player?

to another player?

enjoyed it?

had jock itch?

walked funny because of it?

been hit in the genitals during an athletic event?

stayed after practice for more work?

competed with a possibly career-ending injury?

taken drugs to avoid pain from an injury?

had your career 'ended' by an injury?

come back?

read the comic book version of a major literary classic instead of reading it for real?

use words with only one or two syllables habitually?

considered a grunt a word?

had sex on an athletic field/court?

been embarrassed by your apparent lack of intelligence in public?

by that of a friend?

Compared genitals with those of another?

beat up a nerd?

 

 

Good going!

http://www.armory.com/tests/jock.html

 

 

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There was this one guy in JT. I think it was about 91 or 92.

He called himself Malcom X. But it was an oxymoron because he lost his testicles in an freak accident. A boulder smashed him and left him with a high pitch.

Anyway, there were about 10 of us hanging by a fire in JT one December night. All sausage.

When waht pulls up but a car with two cute girls in it.

They get out and say hi etc. Most of us were pretty cool. There was some sand on the tongues but nothing too rauckus.

At least until Malcom x spoke up.

"Don't worry about me. I just look. I don't have any testicles."

They left within seconds.

Malcom was shunned until he left two days later.

 

Do you include yourself in that you fat gaper fuck? I should have caped your ass on interglacier and fed you to the marmots you stupid twat

Malcom? Is that you?

 

It's your worst nightmare limpdicked 'I can't traverse" faggot

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There was this one guy in JT. I think it was about 91 or 92.

He called himself Malcom X. But it was an oxymoron because he lost his testicles in an freak accident. A boulder smashed him and left him with a high pitch.

Anyway, there were about 10 of us hanging by a fire in JT one December night. All sausage.

When waht pulls up but a car with two cute girls in it.

They get out and say hi etc. Most of us were pretty cool. There was some sand on the tongues but nothing too rauckus.

At least until Malcom x spoke up.

"Don't worry about me. I just look. I don't have any testicles."

They left within seconds.

Malcom was shunned until he left two days later.

 

Do you include yourself in that you fat gaper fuck? I should have caped your ass on interglacier and fed you to the marmots you stupid twat

Malcom? Is that you?

 

It's your worst nightmare limpdicked 'I can't traverse" faggot

 

Hugh,

Come back.

Reality is over here.

 

I'm sure we would all like to know what your bad trip was all about.

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Hugh,

Come back.

Reality is over here.

 

I'm sure we would all like to know what your bad trip was all about.

 

Bug-

we don't care about you. ever.

ttfn-

Hugh

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Hugh,

Come back.

Reality is over here.

 

I'm sure we would all like to know what your bad trip was all about.

 

Bug-

we don't care about you. ever.

ttfn-

Hugh

Thanks Hugh.

I have no idea what set you off.

But thanks.

Glad my spray still has its mojo.

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