The_Rooster Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Got chicken!THANK'S FOR SHARING! That does it! I've got enough trouble here without your sick attempts at humor, buddy. Go choke on your chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Well, not to mention that Robert Roper sucks goat balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 are we all dead yet? It just smells that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Got chicken!THANK'S FOR SHARING! That does it! I've got enough trouble here without your sick attempts at humor, buddy. Go choke on your chicken! CHOKE ON MY CHICKEN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 If you harvest all the cats in the neighborhood you should be able to depend on the resulting rodent population explosion until the spring thaw. The good thing about cats is that they're unsupervised. Dogs, while they offer more meat on average, require harvesting the entire family along with them. This requires a lot more specialized equipment. GOT DOG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sobo Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) are we all dead yet? OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!1 Where is this global warming to rescue us from this horrific, hell-frozen-over death? Save us, Al Gore! Though we be not worthy, please save us!!!1 ooops, not up to 10 pages yet. Edited December 23, 2008 by sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 i can't go on - depression so great i can't even summon the will to masturbate - lost all interest in beer - would rather drill a hole in my head than watch more tv - too bored to read - trapped - this is the last - opening the door for the ice-zombies - they alone can save me - goodbye cruel world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 JUST FOUND THIS OPRAH WINFREY SHOW ON THE TV. GREAT STUFF. NEVER KNEW WHAT I WAS MISSING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 HOLY SHIT PEOPLE LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 holy shit - just looked at my asshole in the mirror - it really freaks me out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 keep your love locked down there ivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) Well the snow does have it's +/-,on the plus side we now have a larger refrigerator! Little bobby finally got his own room and for now dosen't have to share with his baby brother! Some people have tried to make a buck or two! But on the negative side the snow has done some naughty things to are cars and yards!! Edited December 24, 2008 by pc313 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Storm effect simulator http://www.carloslabs.com/projects/200712B/GroundZero.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 WE HAD A NO SNOW DAY,COMING SOON THE FLOOD OF 2009 "GOOD BY LOW LANDS"!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 IF YOU ARE NOT HAVING GOOD SNOW DRIVING SKILLS, STAY HOME OR RISK BEING RUN OVER BY THOSE WHO AM DO HAVING THE SNOW DRIVING SKILLS. not that it even seems that slick out there, seriously people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmuja Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 IF YOU ARE NOT HAVING GOOD SNOW DRIVING SKILLS, STAY HOME OR RISK BEING RUN OVER BY THOSE WHO AM DO HAVING THE SNOW DRIVING SKILLS. not that it even seems that slick out there, seriously people Ya sure u betcha.. And the difference isn't just "the hills". Lets compare - Seattle: 37 snow plows (recent upgrade from 16). St Paul/Minneapolis Minnesota: Aprox 450 snow plows. Seattle: During a snow storm the plows pushe some snow away from parts of many arterials and sand some intersections. The city however fears "plowing people in". Seattle uses metallic like blades with rubber on the bottom (to protect the road surface) and plows the middle portion - generally of arterials only - and simply closes any road that is "kinda steep". St Paul/Minneapolis Minnesota: Declares and broadcasts a city wide "snow emergency" upon forecast of every 3" of snow fall - get ready, here come the plows! You MUST IMMEDIATELY (you now have a couple hours tops) move your car off the plowable side of a street or get a ticket AND a tow. If you are lucky enough to avoid a tow but fail to move your car before plowing you will spend hours digging you car out and still have to pay the ticket. Seattle: Refuses to use "salt" or effective levels of other road de-icer in an effort to protect the environment. St Paul/Minneapolis Minnesota: Uses giant steel blades that scrape ALL roads completely bare of all ice - and all the way to the curb btw. The city plows clear, sands and salts (de-ices) ALL roads, ALL hills, ALL bridges and intersections and repeats the effort until the road is deemed safe for travel. Seattle: All schools close when there 'might' be snow in the forecast and the entire city has been shut down for more than a week now after an 11 inch snowfall. St Paul/Minneapolis Minnesota: Great pride is taken that snowfall of ANY amount will rarely close anything for more than one day. Seattle: Hardly anyone owns a snow shovel (nor is actually qualified to drive an automobile in any conditions much less snow and ice). St Paul/Minneapolis Minnesota: Makes it YOUR responsibility to clear your driveway and MANDATES that all citizens must shovel the sidewalk in front of their residence or face a fine (drivers are often spotted declaring "Outa my way beeyotch!"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 BUT SEATTLE AND PORTLAND DON'T STAY SNOWED IN VERY LONG,SO GET READY FOR THE FLOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 [video:youtube]qfV_ENR5IZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I tried water. I tried snow. I tried incantations from Alaska. But my ex-wife is still there. Damn those jeep cherokees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Damn those jeep cherokees. It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Damn those jeep cherokees. It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand. I gave my 91 Jeep Cherokee to my brother for his kid,it got 17 mpg and ran great,looked just like the one in your pic. but got my dads 88 Town car and it's got more room for guys and gear,22mpg,4,400 lbs of get the fuck out way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Damn...looks like a potential Chaps moment. Damn those jeep cherokees. It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 THIS FUCKING SNOW THING IS GETTING OLD,OVER 6 FEET AND STILL FALLING!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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