JayB Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Real product. Real ad. [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 But I already have one of those. Don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 They'll never make out of Long Beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Keep that thing away from my daughters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zod Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I have a college aged friend who has one of these. It looks just like cum (you have to load it with the 'cum cartridges'). He was spraying all the other boats at Duck Dodge with it. I was tempted to vaporize him but thought he might make a good cabinet member when I take over the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I know what I'm asking for... THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Crikey, that's enough to turn someone republican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 every pull off the trigger, is MONEY!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 it isn't christmas until someone gets a money shot in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 it isn't christmas until someone gets a money shot in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "What do you call the new......?" Bukakke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 the jizzinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Original Commercial... [video:youtube] Pre-launch marketing meeting at Hasbro: [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I couldn't find one at SkyMall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) ...And you never will. But you can get one of these... Motorized Snack Float Radio controlled snack float brings food and drinks to you! No need to paddle around or get out of the water for a cold drink or snack -- make 'em come to you! Motorized tip-proof float operates by remote control -- just press a button and it zips right to you. Great for parties. Holds 5 cans and a snack bowl. Requires 6 D batteries (not included). Edited November 20, 2008 by prole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 ...And you never will. But you can get one of these... Motorized Snack Float Radio controlled snack float brings food and drinks to you! No need to paddle around or get out of the water for a cold drink or snack -- make 'em come to you! Motorized tip-proof float operates by remote control -- just press a button and it zips right to you. Great for parties. Holds 5 cans and a snack bowl. Requires 6 D batteries (not included). Can you get it in red and dose it come with a pool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Screw it, I can't resist... Floating Blackjack Game It's play time - and this Floating Blackjack Game lets you take the fun into your pool. Guaranteed to provide hours of enjoyment in your swimming pool or Jacuzzi, the kit includes everything you need for a rousing game of blackjack-plastic cards, chips, individual player netted chip bags, and a fabric-covered foam game table with a Vegas-style blackjack game cover. 47-1/2"L x 24-1/2"W x 3"H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) . Edited June 18, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Screw it, I can't resist... Floating Blackjack Game It's play time - and this Floating Blackjack Game lets you take the fun into your pool. Guaranteed to provide hours of enjoyment in your swimming pool or Jacuzzi, the kit includes everything you need for a rousing game of blackjack-plastic cards, chips, individual player netted chip bags, and a fabric-covered foam game table with a Vegas-style blackjack game cover. 47-1/2"L x 24-1/2"W x 3"H. That snack float is fckn kewl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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