ivan Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 so long as he ain't an illinios-nazi! Jeepers, ivan, there's another one... one-drop rule, DWB, and now this. What's an Illinois-nazi? whoa...no way! i hate illionis-nazis! [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 Jeezuz, man, you really had me going with that. Right up until the cop leans into that old POS Detroit iron. I had completely forgotten about that scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 rereading the gems in this thread while my wife tells me about a dipshit friend of her's recently deciding to divorce her husband for no goddamn good reason reminded me this thread really needs the following: [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC1i0Ixystg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 jon lovitz totally shoulda been on board w/ jon denver - if he gotta talked jon bon jovi on board that'd have been even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 springtime for hitler! [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 rereading the gems in this thread while my wife tells me about a dipshit friend of her's recently deciding to divorce her husband for no goddamn good reason reminded me this thread really needs the following: Maybe he's not satisfying her "innermost needs"? Maybe she, umhmmm, "just doesn't feel it anymore"? Or maybe they've "grown apart"? ...Or it could just be the dead body in the garage. :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 jon lovitz totally shoulda been on board w/ jon denver - if he gotta talked jon bon jovi on board that'd have been even better! I musta missed another theatrical gem. Help me out with this one, ivan. What are you talking about here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 rereading the gems in this thread while my wife tells me about a dipshit friend of her's recently deciding to divorce her husband for no goddamn good reason reminded me this thread really needs the following: Maybe he's not satisfying her "innermost needs"? Maybe she, umhmmm, "just doesn't feel it anymore"? Or maybe they've "grown apart"? ...Or it could just be the dead body in the garage. :shrug: My x petitioned for divorce and started dating. Once I started dating, she freaked and wanted me back. Yeah right. Back to that nerotic nightmare. If he wants to save the marriage, separate and date. Make it clear that life goes on without her. That reality is very different from the perception of what it "Will" be. Or move on. I am SOOO much happier now. You can see it in my posts. right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 jon lovitz totally shoulda been on board w/ jon denver - if he gotta talked jon bon jovi on board that'd have been even better! I musta missed another theatrical gem. Help me out with this one, ivan. What are you talking about here? uh, jon lovitz is in the video fairweather posted? don't know the movie, but no matter, anything that he appears in is instantly transformed to pony-loaf as for the divorce thang, i have zero emotional investment in either of the fools involved, and if i had any preference, it would be merely for them to stay together and continue torturing hte shit out of each other for my own sick amusement (and the related fact that it'll make me look better by comparision to my own mrs.!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 I know who Jon Lovitz is. I just don't get the connection with John Denver or Jon Bon Jovi, unless you're referring to the notion that all three of them should have been on Denver's plane when it went in the drink. Is that it? I thought maybe I'd missed another one of those celebrated classic celluloid creations that you keep posting up. BTW, what's pony-loaf? Is that a euphemism for horseshit? It ain't been defined yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I know who Jon Lovitz is. I just don't get the connection with John Denver or Jon Bon Jovi, unless you're referring to the notion that all three of them should have been on Denver's plane when it went in the drink. Is that it? I thought maybe I'd missed another one of those celebrated classic celluloid creations that you keep posting up. BTW, what's pony-loaf? Is that a euphemism for horseshit? It ain't been defined yet... yes and yes maybe pony loaf is one of those great southernisms i learnt up on as a knee-high? i remember "road-apples" being a classic synonym for the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 We got schooled on 'em bein' called horse-apples. Eee-yup, we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Toofless and Wurthless have spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Here's some Canadian Road Apples for all y'all: [video:youtube]5s1hySYXWvQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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