tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ...the beginning of the end of our national nightmare? I've been celebrating for a full week now. Hugging old ladies, hugging the cops that come soon after, adopting kittens, then pitting them against each other in an electrofied cage. What about you? Celebrate early, celebrate often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 i am just looking forward to FW fucking a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) i am just looking forward to FW fucking a pig. At least that poor puppy will get a rest. Nothing likes humping something elses leg more than a man with cankles. Edited November 3, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ...the beginning of the end of our national nightmare? "The empire is in decline, the culture is in decay, the democracy is in trouble, financial markets near collapse," said Princeton professor Cornel West. "It's almost Biblical. And you can imagine what the black brothers and sisters in the barbershops and beauty salons say: 'Right when the thing is about to go under, they hand it over to the black man.'" "If people think Obama being elected is the crescendo, they'll be disappointed," said talk show host Tavis Smiley. "That's when the real work begins."--from Cautious joy as blacks imagine Obama win, AP 10/31/08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 i'm going to hike far above the treeline and smoke an "alpine bowl" and get an "alpine buzz'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 You should get an "alpine start". Like right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) Christ, you could turn a blow job into the ultimate downer. It's no wonder why progressives are universally despised, even by each other. I just added 'spear killing' to my celebration to do list. Edited November 3, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 let me set my "alpine alarm clock" and clean out my "alpine bong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 i normally preface everything with the word "alpine". sounds more badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Even Suhdguru recommended voting for "CHANGE". I will do my Yoga on a mountaintop. "Free at last, Free at last! Thank God almighty, We are free at last!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 you mean "alpine yoga"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 i'm due for some "alpine change" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 I'm going to rock out to my Alpine car stereo, strap on my Alpinas, ski up to the alpine, where I might run into Al Pine, and wolf down some Alpine yogurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 at least the puppy will get a rest. :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Alpoga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 by loading up with guns, ammo, cans of food, and razorwire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 i normally preface everything with the word "alpine". sounds more badass. what exactly is "Alpine" anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) Alpoga In FW's case, Alpo-ga, downward dog. Edited November 3, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Don't be counting those Alpine Chickens before they hatch. I won't be to surprised if the GOP has some shenanagins up it's sleeve and pulls off the unlikely victory. If they do win, I'm absolutely convinced they somehow rigged the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 I'm going to emigrate to Colombia where they appreciate a right-wing point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 given that my in-laws are in town, there's a very high probablity somebody at mi case will be getting falling-down drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 The Big Bad GOP ain't got shit, none that can overwhelm a 7 point lead, anyway. Everything they can do, they're already trying. It's a broken dream at this point. They need it close to steal it again. Ain't gonna happen. Ta ta, turdfuckers. It wasn't nice at all to get to know ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 even if yer right, tvash... they'll be back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ...with their new leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 If the forecast is right I will try to get some turns in before the snow melts on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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