mkporwit Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 only likes nut-friendly routes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 'bout time you started hitting back, instead of always being the punching bag, as you like to call yourself. Punch punch....wham wham....smack smack.....diss diss.... feel better? Phenomenally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 Cool..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 i wish i had somethign to add to this very important thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 it's like, so '19 Seconds Ago' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 Ivan....you ever go climb this route? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Ivan....you ever go climb this route? nope - some day, if i'm in the neighborhood... - not the kinda route i'm gonna drive all the way up there to do (kinda like prime rib on the goat wall, but like that route, i'm sure one i'd enjoy if other plans didn't work out due to weather, whatever) Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 After the scathing threads on it in the last few years, it became "Infinite Bitch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Where is are all of the trip reports on for IB this year? Damn, kev, your grammar sucks! Â Kevbone is the prototypical liberal Democrat. You must show him your unqualified support. Embrace the bone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braydon Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 marc and i are going to try this maybe, if he can get down here...i don't get why everyone says it's overbolted? the crux pitches are but some of the easier pitches go 50-100 ft w/o any pro at all. Â i'll post a tr for kevbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Â Infinite bolts, infinite bi#ch, infinite bullsh#t. Â 82 minutes. Â This route won't exist forever. (although I'm not a chopper). ------------------------------------------ -I'm a sucker for Infinite Bliss threads and couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 i heard george bush is an IB fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 Â Â This route won't exist forever. Â Â Who ever spends there days chopping this route is pussy. What a waste of time. And most likely has an enormous ego. Kind of like that idiot Josh Warton. He wanted to chop the Compresor route....just because HE did not agree with it. One word.....ego. Plain and simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braydon Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Â Â This route won't exist forever. Â Â Who ever spends theretheir days chopping this route is pussy. Â another kevbone grammer correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Â Â This route won't exist forever. Â Â Who ever spends there days spraying about this route is pussy. What a waste of time. And most likely has an enormous ego. Kind of like that idiot Josh Warton. He wanted to chop the Compresor route....just because HE did not agree with it. One word.....ego. Plain and simple. Â I agree :tup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Pussy, uh no. I guess I'm a bitter dude. In all my cc. lobbying, I've never revealed that I tried to free solo the line back in the early 90's (before it was ever bolted). I downclimbed from quite a ways up. I'm sure the rock is much cleaner now. Hat's off to the guy that climbed it with natural gear and rope (featured in Rock and Ice Magazine)before the second ascensionists let their Hilti power drill hit it with bolts every 18 inches in places. I'm a sport climber to the core but this just ain't right. If you ever tie with me, don't tell me about about your climb of Infinite Bliss on Mt. Garfield (the pussy reference). I'd keep your climb a secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Infinite Bliss or Irritable Bowels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 How is a fat girl like a moped and Infinite Bliss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 How is a fat girl like a moped and Infinite Bliss? Â All 3 defeated you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 All of them are fun to ride but none of them are things you'd tell your friends you'd ridden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkporwit Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Well, I can admit to two out of those three... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 so when do you expect to fuck the fat chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 How is a fat girl like a moped and Infinite Bliss? i thought the better version of the classic infinite bitching joke was: what do climbing infinite bliss and getting your cock sucked by a man have in common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 It satisfies base instinct but feels wrong, then you regret it later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 i thought the better version of the classic infinite bitching joke was: what do climbing infinite bliss and getting your cock sucked by a man have in common? naw! "they both FEEL pretty cool, until you look down and realize YOU'RE FUCKING GAY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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