General Zod Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Sometimes I lament that not everyone sees the world the same way I do. Like, why do some people actually buy subscriptions to Martha Stewart Living ? But then I'm reminded that if everyone were the same life would be really boring. If everyone were from Krypton, I wouldn't be special because I can defy gravity and make things catch fire just by looking at them really hard. It's really the variety and uniqueness that makes the universe such a fascinating place. If there were no conservatives, liberals wouldn't have people to feel smugly superior to. If there were no liberals, conservatives wouldn't have people to blame when things don't work. If there were no believers in God, atheists wouldn't have fun coming up with logical arguments in an attempt to shake believers from their irrationality. If there were no atheists, the religious wouldn't have the joy of knowing non-believers will be burning in hell for an eternity. I'll bet even the people who drive Ford F-150 trucks give the F-250 drivers a special sense of power and prestige. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'll bet even the people who drive Ford F-150 trucks give the F-250 drivers a special sense of power and prestige. And the F150 drivers can live happy knowing that the F250 are compensating for even smaller penises than their own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 My penis catches on fire every time I pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Sounds like your hand might need to take some antibiotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 My brain is an F-350 Supercab with duellies compared to your pocket bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 General Zod = proof that you don't have to be from Earth to be an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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