tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) I just finished making a really cool sofa table with an orange cast artglass tabletop. I'm gonna put a cobalt blue vase on the center of it and illuminate it with a spotlight from below. In other words, I care even less than normal what you fuckers or Junk Yard God think right now, cuz I've got a really cool sofa table and you've got some piece of shit from IKEA. Edited September 11, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "sooner or later the things you own, start owning you" so there, sofa table slave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 I just lit the sucker up the way I wanted it. Just a single uncovered 25 W bulb hidden underneath. FAWKING RAWK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 sofa table re tard ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Fuck off, IKEA boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Pics? or are you thinking IKEA boy may steal your idea!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) My Powershot 800 took a 200 foot header onto some rock. It's not lookin' so good right now. I've got an 870 on order from B&H of Brooklyn; 8 MP over 7.1, 3" LCD rather than 2.5, otherwise the same camera. Plus, I don't have my cobalt blue vase through which to transmit a beam of light pointed heavenward much like The Luxor in Vegas. Right now I have an iron sculpture I did a while back centered, illuminated by a single votive without a holder. I may keep that. The orange light fucks up most colors, and probably will cobalt blue too. I'm also experimenting with a bolivian throw; actually a 100 year old red and black striped poncho, for the leather couch. The mule deer antlers, lifted from Zion NP, is already perched above the window behind the couch. I also have to fabricate two 3 to 4' high plant holders, which will actually hold lamps, probably out of distressed iron of some kind. I'll have to find really old, rusty pipe somewhere. Cafe table bases and table top brackets will complete the installation. Finally, I need to repair a floor lamp and refinish the top of an old end table I just freed from Goodwill. By then the camera will be here and I'll do a video fly through...of the living room only. The dungeon goes on closed circuit only. Edited September 11, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 BTW, I'm looking for an interesting, old wood burning stove. It will never be installed, it's just for decor and holding candles, so it can be completely rusted out. In fact, that condition would be prefered. If you know of one, please send a PM my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 My Powershot 800 took a 200 foot header onto some rock. Anyone else noticing a pattern here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokogirl Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Tvash, Your camera had a similiar fate to mine on Bonanza a few weeks ago. Though it was kind of having some issues prior to taking a plunge. Sounds like your really sprucing up the place - looking forward to the pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 if i didn't already know you, i could surmise from this thread that, in addition to being a know-it-all-libtard-asscandle, you are also very, very gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 it sounds simply FAB! Since we're on the topic, do you wear pearls with corduroy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm just SUPER! Thanks for asking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 tvash's real name is "barry"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "Beary?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I made a 30 foot tall robot out of milk crates and dismantled turntables. I'm sending it over to your house to smash your table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 Can you have it bring over some cut flowers? Mine are a touch far gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 For you, a bouquet of stinging nettles, deadly nightshade and something you're allergic to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) I'm really, really allergic to cannabis indica. Edited September 11, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zod Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I've been wanting a casting couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Zod Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 This would be cool too: SF bay area > Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch Originally Posted: Tue, 15 Jan 11:46 PST Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch ------------------------------- Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 been there, done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "Oh how lovely for you to have dropped by, So-and-So! Please, have a seat on my vagina and make yourself comfortable." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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