G-spotter Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Pregnant with a litter of pups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That is so f*kin' redneck!  Elitist!  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt You give her twenty dollars and you can do work She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump She's a hot little momma and she works every day If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays She's at the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That is so f*kin' redneck!  Elitist!  It's from Levi's MySpace page, you cretin! You're like a Pavlovian dog fer cryin' out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Party people check the story cos the story is ill It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool "Never ever rush, that's the golden rule I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt You give her twenty dollars and you can do work She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump She's a hot little momma and she works every day If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays She's at the...  No sprayer can spray quite like I can Ill take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last mafioso Im a mc cop Make you say, go K.K. and do the wop  If you think you can outspray me, yeah boy I bet Cause I aint met a motherfucker who can do that yet Trendsetter Im better my spray is good I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would  And when spray begins then I gotta join in and Before my rhyme is over you know Im a win Cool K has arrived so you better make way Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid dont play!  Sparring competition thats my hobby and job I dont wear a disguise because I dont own the mob Got a pinpoint spray that makes you feel trapped So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped  Im bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Is The McCain Camp Spreading Rumors in the Name of Fighting Them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â And what, do I get to meet the next 2nd place finisher for the presidency? No. Some boy toy does. Â Fuckin' RNC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â Â Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Fairweather never met a "mongoloid" post he didn't like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I love polar bears. Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Â Welcome back from Minnesota FW, how was the convention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â Â Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Â Mongoloidism, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â Â Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Â what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â Â Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Â what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life? Â We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about. Â Like that time you were going to report Marylou for voting as a Republican because she was 'bringing down the system' only to have Rush Limbaugh start a national campaign to do the same the very next week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â Â Â Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Â what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life? Â We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about. Â NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only. Â Â Â You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican. Â what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life? Â We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about. Â Â Come on, you could do better. What about Hitler and the Nazi's? If you were to liken his views to their views you surely would have won this argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Come on, you could do better. What about Hitler and the Nazi's? If you were to liken his views to their views you surely would have one this argument. Â Not to mention just adding one really good zinger or one-liner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 i smell a Pulitzer Prize   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Sorry, I farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 What did you eat? It was like a concerto in B minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 i smell a Pulitzer Prize  I smell TTK's cooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 The trick is to add the garlic at the end of the saute, not the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 FW, when you gonna learn to not put your nose there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 i smell a Pulitzer PrizeSorry, I farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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