minx Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 "i just bought a scooter!!!!" go ahead and try but it can't be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 "i just bought a scooter!!!!" go ahead and try but it can't be done. mopeds: the perfect commuting vehicle for the metrosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 "We just bought matching scooters!" How's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 sorry, that's extra metro. they're wearing capes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I just bought a scooter, wanna ride me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canyondweller Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 mopeds and fat chicks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 mopeds and fat chicks... make the rockin' world go round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Yo, I just bought a fuckin' scooter, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 a couple bucks to fill up, will handle any road. don't get a chicken caught between the surfboard and a wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Wanna ride my scooter? It can go for hours on a single tank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Im just a bachelor, Im lookin for a partner Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin off Gotta be compatible, Takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off, I promise that you wont wanna get off (chorus:) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it Sittin here flossin, peepin your steelo Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin down your thigh (chorus 2x) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If were gonna get nasty baby First well show and tell Till I reach your scooter tail (oh) Lurk all over and through you baby Until we reach the stream Youll be on my jockey team (ooh) (chorus 2 1/2x) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my scooter My scooters waitin Come and jump on it (fades) Ride it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canyondweller Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 mopeds and fat chicks... make the rockin' world go round? ...both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you on either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 What if it's a cutdown Lambretta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 "i just bought a scooter!!!!" go ahead and try but it can't be done. Pretty much as gay as you can get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Not all scooters are gay. The Lambretta pictured above and vintage Vespas are classy. Sure you have the Vinos on the other spectrum with the floral print that give the rest a bad name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 mopeds and fat chicks... make the rockin' world go round? ...both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you on either. self-busted, aren't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canyondweller Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 mopeds and fat chicks... make the rockin' world go round? ...both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you on either. self-busted, aren't we? Hey, now; dem's fightin' wurds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 So...how was bertha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 17 posts and no one's mentioned: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 How much did you pay for THAT scooter? Just wrong, Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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