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oh big fucking deal. lots of leftwing nut jobs get up at 5am and go for a fucking run. pull your overblown ego out of your ass.

 

Hey babe, he wanted to call me out on that shit. Anyone who wants to have a night out on the town with me followed by a workout in the morning is welcome. :sick:

 

Fern would crush you :grlaf:

 

Organize something when you are in WA and Ill come up to :)

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Dave at CF Seattle might be up for letting you use the gym if some of his better clients can compete too. We have military guys all the time in the gym, they don't scare anyone.

 

Put your money where you mouth is, akhalteke. Bring it out in public so we'll all see just how good you are.

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oh big fucking deal. lots of leftwing nut jobs get up at 5am and go for a fucking run. pull your overblown ego out of your ass.

 

Hey babe, he wanted to call me out on that shit. Anyone who wants to have a night out on the town with me followed by a workout in the morning is welcome. :sick:

 

Aren't you the fragile little bitch. Does your pussy hurt this bad in person, or just on the tronz?

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:lmao: all the little cross-fit hooligans came out of the woodwork on that one! :lmao: John, you are a predictable little cunt. Fern can kick Chuck Noris' ass. She just can't keep up at the bar. Ta ta for now kids.

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Dave at CF Seattle might be up for letting you use the gym if some of his better clients can compete too. We have military guys all the time in the gym, they don't scare anyone.

 

Put your money where you mouth is, akhalteke. Bring it out in public so we'll all see just how good you are.

 

Well if they were military guys, that would just defeat the point of the entire excercise now wouldn't it? :lmao: You kids have buttons the size of quarters.

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cross fit is lame (except for fern)

 

Its a good supplement to a good workout program but it is far from the be-all end-all workout regime. Balance is key.

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nahh...that sounds like a lot of work. i'm waiting to start a work out routine until technology comes along and i just have to take a pill and think about it a little.

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There's this grizzly bear. Really big one. Probably 10 feet tall when he stands upright. So he goes into a burger joint and says, "I'll have a burger and.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fries."

 

The kid behind the counter says,"Why the huge pause?"

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This guy walks past this gorgeous woman and stops. He says "can I smell your pussy?" Insulted, she replies "hell no you dirty man!" The man replies, "must be your feet then."

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