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define "good" climber


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i think in an effort to further spray and make it a better place we need to define several terms so that no sprayer may ever quibble over these terms again. they will have an absolute meaning.

 

besides having the most fun, please define "good climber"

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well, obviously one requirement is that good climbers must think cc.com is a fucking joke. Good climbers don't. ever. spray. Why would they? In addition to being good climbers, they lack character flaws of any kind.

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Well hung trustafarian type who drives an x-terra and has blond dred locks. He must have a mushroom sticker and a greatfuldead bear sticker thingy also. He must have hacky sacs and drums in his trunk and a free tibet sticker on the bumper.

 

His vocabulary is mostly comprised of things like "brah," "sick send," "gnarly brah," and "da kine."

 

His parents are most likely upper middle class; while he rebels and seeks communing with nature by living in the back of his $30,000 SUV.

 

This. is what makes a good climber.

 

 

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It's not just grades, but more important it's skill level as it relates to safety as well.

 

If I said "Fred Beckey", well he ain't climbing 5.11 -BUT blah blah blah....see what I mean. Lots involved. I think Bridwell is getting up about 5.9 now, still a very very good climber.....

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Well hung trustafarian type who drives an x-terra and has blond dred locks. He must have a mushroom sticker and a greatfuldead bear sticker thingy also. He must have hacky sacs and drums in his trunk and a free tibet sticker on the bumper.

 

His vocabulary is mostly comprised of things like "brah," "sick send," "gnarly brah," and "da kine."

 

His parents are most likely upper middle class; while he rebels and seeks communing with nature by living in the back of his $30,000 SUV.

 

This. is what makes a good climber.

 

so thats why you're here? the best inspire you like that???
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