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W's 4th of July speech

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The US economy is strong and resilient. Our financial system is stable. The Iraqi’s are living in a WMD-free democrazy.

While drilling on the White House lawn, we just struck oil, a major find (or an underground pipeline), which will lower gas prices for the national holiday to .99 per liter - whatever that means. Our evil empire friends from North Korea ain’t such bad guys afterall. And thanks to global warming, my ranch in Tx will soon have a nice view of the Gulph coast. I'd like to tell you that my man Bernacke is going to start distibuting all those SUV’s he’s been reposessing to the poor and downtroden of our fine county so that they too can participate in the American dream of home ownership.

Now I know that some of you have lost your jobs, your homes, your self esteem and your rights, but I am here to tell you that

America was built by fine folks like yourselves.

Please all join in the celebration at the Tresury Dept. for the installation the 1 millionith printing press. Soon all of our finanshall problems will be a thing of the past.

A special "Howdy" goes out to all the brave and giving men and women of armed forces. It's not easy being in countries that we are trying to subjugate for the betterment of the homeland.

God bless America! Happy 4th of July! And please go shopping!

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POUR THE BOOZE, LIGHT UP THE FIREWORKS, BURN DOWN SOME HOUSES, HELL YEAH!

 

America, Fuck Yeah!!! The 4th of July kicks ass more than all other holidays combined. God Bless America (and Boom City) :moondance:

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The Chinese love the 4th too. They are probably mighty glad they invented the fire cracker.

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The Chinese love the 4th too. They are probably mighty glad they invented the fire cracker.

 

except for the slave labor that gets blown up making them each year. them, not so great with the love

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The US economy is strong and resilient. Our financial system is stable. The Iraqi’s are living in a WMD-free democrazy...........

God bless America! Happy 4th of July! And please go shopping!

 

Yeahhhhhhhhh!

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