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Mons Olympus for sale


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I bought the title to Olympus Mons on Mars from a japaneese company yesterday. Highest peak in the solar system (apporx 80,000'). Permits begin at $100,000. I will sell the title, starting at one infinite dollars and seventy-five cents... Anyone?

 

I am currently obtaining the title to your girlfriends Mons Pubis.

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Originally posted by michael_layton:

I am currently obtaining the title to your girlfriends Mons Pubis.

Ugh. Mons Pubis is rated at least a BW3.

 

BW3: Heavy brush. Hands needed constantly. Some loss of blood may occur due to scratches and cuts. Travel noticably hindered. Use of four-letter words at times.

 

[ 05-28-2002, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Attitude ]

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