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If Jesus Christ Were Alive Today

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i wonder if he put up routes ground up or would he be more into rap bolting?

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i wonder if he put up routes ground up or would he be more into rap bolting?

 

 

He would tell you "what every makes you happy my child"

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"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today

He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

-The The

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If JC was still alive today he would be one old MFer……and to say “still” alive would imply that he once actually lived…….

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Are you drinking

With me Jesus,

I can see you very clear

I know you can walk on the water

But can you walk on this much beer?

 

 

The Beat Farmers did such a splendid version of this song.

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..and would NOT be eating the M and Ms as they would fall through the holes in his palms.......?

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..he would save the retro bolters by lecturing, "Let he who has never clipped cast the first stone."

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Probably getting ready to play The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the semis . . .

 

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