StevenSeagal Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_on_sc/native_american_dna;_ylt=Aq6kp12nBgfw_HlZ7N012UADW7oF Hey Seahag, how is this possible? I thought the world was only 6000 years old? Are these scientists riding a greased pole to hell, or what? Who said it was 6k old? You bet your horse I'll bet mine. In the end I don't loose a thing if I'm wrong. You loose big time if your wrong. But you keep hating it will get you somewhere someday. When I read that ealier I thought is was pretty cool. A group of people migrated over to the world here. Wonder why people didn't evolve here too?? Maybe the soup wasn't right here. Since I last smacked you down, I've converted to Evangelicalism. It IS 6000 years old! And I encourage you to get on board with this fact because God loves you, and if you're wrong on this, well, actually, you will be going STRAIGHT TO HELL MOTHERFUCKER!!! I urge you to start speaking in tongues right now. I'd hate to see you drowned in a lake of fire by our loving saviour. I'm praying for you, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_on_sc/native_american_dna;_ylt=Aq6kp12nBgfw_HlZ7N012UADW7oF Hey Seahag, how is this possible? I thought the world was only 6000 years old? Are these scientists riding a greased pole to hell, or what? Who said it was 6k old? You bet your horse I'll bet mine. In the end I don't loose a thing if I'm wrong. You loose big time if your wrong. But you keep hating it will get you somewhere someday. When I read that ealier I thought is was pretty cool. A group of people migrated over to the world here. Wonder why people didn't evolve here too?? Maybe the soup wasn't right here. Since I last smacked you down, I've converted to Evangelicalism. It IS 6000 years old! And I encourage you to get on board with this fact because God loves you, and if you're wrong on this, well, actually, you will be going STRAIGHT TO HELL MOTHERFUCKER!!! I urge you to start speaking in tongues right now. I'd hate to see you drowned in a lake of fire by our loving saviour. I'm praying for you, brother. LOL Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Hey, could you make a special forum for boner and seacocks and ban them to that forum, where they can babble harmlessly amongst themselves? Here's an excerpt from said boner/seacocks forum, were it to exist: f2Bx2Iha2lc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 A tie for the Shitbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 A tie for the Shitbird. You need 13 coils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Or better yet. Windsor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 SH: I see you've conceded that Obama will be the next President and not McCain. It's a good first step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) SH: I see you've conceded that Obama will be the next President and not McCain. It's a good first step. He may be. Not a given. Either way has its benifits. It still will be tough. his pastors stance on hating America is not good. Edited March 13, 2008 by Seahawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 i thought we were talking about how to get mccain to dress better mccain often eschews the tie, for a hip casual look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I view the pastor's words not as hating america but as encouraging the masses to question the actions of those in power and to aspire to a better world. He's way over the top but what rhetoric isn't. Kerry showed the balancing all views and demonstrating the complexity of the issue is a sure way to confuse the listener and to obscure the point. Surely you understand the power of overstatement in order to achieve an ideal that lies in the middle ground. The extreme is rarely the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Seems the Dem's are self imploding. as are you Wait a minute, KKK. Didn't you just post this exact same sentiment about the Democrats just yesterday? Must've been a recent Rush or O'Reilly quote that all the Righty Tighties are parroting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_on_sc/native_american_dna;_ylt=Aq6kp12nBgfw_HlZ7N012UADW7oF Hey Seahag, how is this possible? I thought the world was only 6000 years old? Are these scientists riding a greased pole to hell, or what? Who said it was 6k old? You bet your horse I'll bet mine. In the end I don't loose a thing if I'm wrong. You loose big time if your wrong. Your faith is so profound, I've just taken Jebus into my heart as my personal bookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Dont go to church on sunday Dont get on my knees to pray Dont memorize the books of the bible I got my own special way Bit I know jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall on my knees every sunday At zerelda lees candy store Well its got to be a chocolate jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate jesus Keep me satisfied Well I dont want no anna zabba Dont want no almond joy There aint nothing better Suitable for this boy Well its the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough And its whiskey in the shade Its best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But thats ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well its got to be a chocolate jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate jesus Good enough for me Well its got to be a chocolate jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate jesus Keep me satisfied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 please, for the love of humanity, I can't take seacocks anymore! Just stare at the ceiling and think of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I do follow the news. I don’t give a shit about what some 80’s hag had to say about Obama. The fact remains that the Republicans have run the country into the ground. We are occupying a country that did not attack us and has been PROVEN not to be involved with 911, yet we stay there. …….mmmmm……why is that? Contracts and $$$$$ to be had. We disagree on that. Back to the article above. What did you think about what his pastor said? What excactly do you disagree on? Be specific please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 =Who said it was 6k old? You bet your horse I'll bet mine. In the end I don't loose a thing if I'm wrong. So basically what you're saying is: you're full of shit, and religion is kinda like your laxative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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