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Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

 

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.

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Go to the store and buy some more, 99 :pagetop: s on the wall.

 

 

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now you sing a song of liberty for blacks and paks and jocks

and they'll take you from this dump you're in and stick you in a box

then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground

but you'll stick your head back out and shout "well have another round"

 

ivan's been known to do a passable shane impression with this particular celtic-inflected tune

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"If you were a beer" by Blanks 77

 

If you were a beer I'd drink you down

I'd drink so much I can't see clear

What would I do without my beer?

 

If you were a beer I'd buy the first round

And the next two til you came around

Oh how I love to have my beer

 

If you were a beer I'd take a case

I'd take you out and back to my place

Oh how I wish you were my beer

 

If you were a beer I'd buy the first round

And the next two til you came around

Oh how I love to have my beer

 

(Look at me! I'm dancin! I'm dancing!)

 

If you were a beer I'd buy the first round

And the next two til you came around

Oh how I wish you were my

God damn I wish you were my

Oh how I wish you were my beer

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just for lyrics:

 

Oh, I've been a rock climber for many a year,

I spent all my money on whiskey and gear

 

I'll go to the Hollow to set up my still

If the whiskey don't get me, a heart attack will

 

sorta Bob Dylan

sorta "the moonshiner" a traditional irish warble

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anything by flogging molly

 

this is why i adore you Ivan!!!

 

Seven Deadly Sins lyrics

 

Sail away where no ball and chain

Can keep us from the roarin' waves

Together undivided but forever we'll be free

So sail away aboard our rig

The moon is full and so are we

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

 

So the years rolled by and several died

And left us somewhat reelin'

Johnny strummed his Tommy gun

Left blastin' through the ceiling

So what became of rebels

Who sang for you and me?

Grapplin' with their demons

In the seach for liberty

 

Suffers who suffer all

Can swim upon the desert

Where avarice have ravaged all

In spite of good intentions

Don't fill your mouth with gluttony

For pride will surely swell

But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell

 

Sail away where no ball and chain

Can keep us from the roarin' waves

Together undivided but forever we'll be free

So sail away aboard our rig

The moon is full and so are we

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

 

Envy and its evill twin

It crepy in bed with slander

Idiots they gave advice

But sloth it gave no answer

Anger kills the human soul

With butter tales of lust

While pavlov's Dogs keep chewin'

On the legs they never trust

 

Sail away where no ball and chain

Can keep us from the roarin' waves

Together undivided but forever we'll be free

So sail away aboard our rig

The moon is full and so are we

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

 

But It's the only life we'll know

Blagards to the bome

So don't wreck yourself

Take an honest grip

For there's more tales beyond the shore

 

Ah the years rolled by and several died

And left us somewhat reelin'

In and out came crawlin' out

And spewed upon the ceiling

So what became of rebels"

That sang for you and me

Grapplin; with their demons

In the seach for liberty

 

Sail away where no ball and chain

Can keep us from the roarin' waves

Together undivided but forever we'll be free

So sail away aboard our rig

The moon is full and so are we

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

 

Sail away where no ball and chain

Can keep us from the roarin' waves

Together undivided but forever we'll be free

So sail away aboard our rig

The moon is full and so are we

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins

 

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this is why i adore you Ivan!!!

 

please don't tell my wife - i'm still dealing w/ bucketloads of shit b/c of the last chick who said such things :)

 

and now one from memory...

 

well i fell into prison about a quarter to three

and found in my cell a glass waiting for me

so i filled what was empty and i pulled up a stool

but he stood in the corner the old devil he didn't move

he said you drink when you're lonely

sure i drink when i want!

he said you'll never be sober

sure why would i want that?

i only drink to be merry but unfortunately

i'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company!

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this is why i adore you Ivan!!!

 

please don't tell my wife - i'm still dealing w/ bucketloads of shit b/c of the last chick who said such things :)

 

and now one from memory...

 

well i fell into prison about a quarter to three

and found in my cell a glass waiting for me

so i filled what was empty and i pulled up a stool

but he stood in the corner the old devil he didn't move

he said you drink when you're lonely

sure i drink when i want!

he said you'll never be sober

sure why would i want that?

i only drink to be merry but unfortunately

i'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company!

 

Your wife can be asured that i adore in a friend way and that i am happily partnered with another. but i still think you rule!!!

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Your wife can be asured that i adore in a friend way and that i am happily partnered with another. but i still think you rule!!!

you assume that logic was involved...ha!

 

"o when i'm dead all my drinking's over

i'll take one drink then i'll drink no more

but in case i mightn't get it done that day

i'll take it now and drink away"

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Your wife can be asured that i adore in a friend way and that i am happily partnered with another. but i still think you rule!!!

you assume that logic was involved...ha!

 

"o when i'm dead all my drinking's over

i'll take one drink then i'll drink no more

but in case i mightn't get it done that day

i'll take it now and drink away"

 

women have a sixth sense for this kind of thing. for reals.

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Your wife can be asured that i adore in a friend way and that i am happily partnered with another. but i still think you rule!!!

you assume that logic was involved...ha!

 

women have a sixth sense for this kind of thing. for reals.

"I see insane women. They're everywhere. They don't know they're insane."

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