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KingsMM

what the flip does lurker,journeyman, newbie mean?

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Is this little word beneath my name based on the number of posts i have? or what?

 

Listen kid, do you see the button at the top of the screen on the right hand side. It's labeled FAQ. That would be shorthand for Frequently Ask Questions .

 

Why don't you click on it and read. Until then STFU Noob.

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Frequently Asked Questions

it's not a complete list though.

 

Q."Why don't you eat a bag of c@cks?"

Q."Why are you so stupid?"

Q."Did your mommy buy your college degree for you?"

Q."Can I help you get the sand out?"

Q."Can't you just admit the earth is heating up because of us?"

Q."Can I gently pinch your man-boob?"

 

The answer to all of these questions is: (that's your cue, KkkKk)

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You are among friends. IN CAFE SENSITIVENARDS, MAYBE!

 

WTF you post a stupid Q like this on the Climber's Board?

 

Fuxk with the bull, you get teh hornz...

 

:fahq:

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What does "STFU NOOB" mean?

The answer to this question should be in the FAQ.

 

If you send money to the management they will upgrade you to "Dork".

Not true. I've donated dollars and have been posting for 6 years and I'm still labeled wiggly diggly or some such nonsense. I really don't give a rat's ass though 'cause this site's primary mentality is just that.

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OK, you're taking a lot of flak here, I'll give you a break.

 

Here's how to change your "title"

 

step one: acquire a long list of disparaging remarks; variety is worth extra points, and multiple profanities will double your score

 

step two: methodically post them in response to trip reports and serious discussions in any forum but "spray;" trip reports and newbie section are both worth double points

 

step three: enjoy your new title!

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Why do I have that Fr....n smiley face above my avatar?

I hate smiley faces. I prefer smiley feces.

I will share it with the smiley face instigator.

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Is this little word beneath my name based on the number of posts i have? or what?

 

The Answer

 

Don't give the kid so much help. He needs to show people here that he can figure things out on his own.

 

Otherwise the next thing you know he'll be asking folks online how much toilet paper to use while wiping his butt. :noway:

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You're prolly right, Kurt. Then he'll be asking whether to bunch or fold... :laf:

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b!tch.

 

I'm introduced with the Optimus Prime voice saying "Born of spray, he descended upon this planet to wreak havok, known as cj001f he sought the cube, and Megan Fox's ass"

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I have aspirations.

 

You may require the performance of the Heineylick Maneuver.

 

 

 

perhaps it best that I learn to use the "Spellcheck" function

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