lI1|1! Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 justin stone came into town riding on a walked into a bar said "can i have a car" cause my goes awfully slow don't ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I'm a cowboy On a pale horse I ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milosh_k Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 it is a steel horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I'm a cowboy On a pale pole I ride Whatever, Mr. Brokeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 death rides a pale horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 death rides a pale horse Riding hard, high in the saddle Winged steed of unwearing flight Sweeping through air just like fire Swift of the foot, great of might Hear the screams (ow!) Feel the bite We ride with death Tonight Here it comes You better hide Shoot the guns You're gonna die Conquering all, spreading terror Hoofs gallop in thunderous pound Devouring the souls of the wretched Trampling them down to the ground Gripping the reins of destruction Made of steel on his hands Holder of forces immortal Slaughtering all in his path Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Riding on the range, I've got my hat - on, I've got my boots - dusty. I've got my saddle On my horse. He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger Of course. I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy Riding on the chuck wagon, Following my man. His name is Ted, Can you believe that? Camping on the prairie Plays havoc with my hair. Makes me feel quite dirty, Though we all do sometimes I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy Looking like a hero, Six-gun at my side, Chewing my tobacco. Out on the horizon, I see a puff of smoke. Indians on the warpath, White man speak-em with forked tongue. Or not. I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy My name is Ted, And one day I'll be dead yo yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ams Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 (edited) Quick question for you all: I ride on the back of a Honda Blackbird (CBRXX). Loads of fun, but when we hit over 105 my head gets forced back from the wind. I know other people that have had this experience. This bike was definitely designed for a single rider. I last about 1-2 minutes before my neck and shoulder starts aching. Any advice to reduce this? Besides getting my own? Edited September 12, 2007 by ams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 (edited) Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey. Edited September 12, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Yeah, no shit. At 105 if anything unexpected happens you're going to die. Save the high speeds for the track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 This is what I want to be riding! SO SICK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 This is what I want to be riding! SO SICK. So go ride one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 no...what's so sick is cj001f riding porter....NOW THAT'S SICK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey. you might investigate your bf's closet to see if he has a shirt saying "if you can read this the bitch fell off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey. you might investigate your bf's closet to see if he has a shirt saying "if you can read this the bitch fell off" Correction: "If you can read this the bitch FLEW off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ams Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Um...slow down? Either that or start dating a linebacker. Preferably one who gives a rip about your safety. 100+ speeds are for solo riding only, honey. you might investigate your bf's closet to see if he has a shirt saying "if you can read this the bitch fell off" Correction: "If you can read this the bitch FLEW off" This made me laugh! I was serious about the question but I also knew it had a troll factor of plus 10 . . . Thanks guys . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Not about bikes but I saw a truck yesterday and the tailgate had this painted on it: EVIL LANDLORD "Christmas Eve Evictions My Specialty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 (edited) Seriously though, your only options are a) only ride downwind in a hurricane, b) have your head shrunk, or c) ride only on airless worlds. Here on earth, wind happens. Edited September 12, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Someone should try that riding downwind in a hurrican thing. Probably get alot of hit on UTube, too bad whoever did it would never get to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night, When an XKE pulled up on the right He rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag, And challenged me then and there to a drag I said "You're on buddy -- my mill's running fine, Let's come off the line now at Sunset and Vine But I'll go you one better, if you've got the nerve, Let's race all the way -- to Dead Man's Curve" (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away (Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say: "Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" The street was deserted late Friday night; We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light We both popped the clutch when the light turned green, You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine I flew past La Brea, Schwab's and Crescent Heights, And all the Jag could see were my six taillights He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve, But I pulled her out and there we were - at Dead Man's Curve (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve... [sounds of skids and crashes] ) (Spoken): "Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve I know I'll never forget that horrible sight, I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right" Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve... (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away (Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say: "Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away (Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say: "Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" (fade) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macson Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Put your hands on the tank and lean forward, dunno what these guys are saying 100+ is for single riders only...fast is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 13, 2007 Author Share Posted September 13, 2007 Someone should try that riding downwind in a hurrican thing. Probably get alot of hit on UTube, too bad whoever did it would never get to watch it. What would be the problem? With a decent crotch rocket you'd be riding faster than the flying debris, so you wouldn't have to worry about it hitting you; you'd have to worry about hitting IT. In a Cat. 5 storm you'd only be doing a few mph faster than the debris. Find a straight road going in the right direction and you've got a pretty good little video clip on your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 This is what I want to be riding! SO SICK. So go ride one. Only eight grand away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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