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Michael Bowe, a Thurston County sheriff's deputy, was stopped in March 2004 in Grays Harbor County for a DUI arrest -- one of five such stops while he carried a badge. How his face was bloodied was never determined, but his service weapon was in the car.

Was the pro he was with on the rag?

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Michael Bowe, a Thurston County sheriff's deputy, was stopped in March 2004 in Grays Harbor County for a DUI arrest -- one of five such stops while he carried a badge. How his face was bloodied was never determined, but his service weapon was in the car.

Was the pro he was with on the rag?

 

Nice...he ate a rag bag

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I don't have a link, but there was a piece in the paper the other day about some guy in Quebec or Ontario somewhere who had a seizure and, while he was convulsing on the floor his Pit Bull freaked out and attacked him, clamping onto the side of his face. So his buddy takes a baseball bat to the dog in an effort to dislodge it, but being Canadian he's more adept with a hockey stick than a bat, so he mis-times his swing and wails his buddy on the head opposite the side the dog is latched onto. They eventually dislodge the dog and get him to hospital where he's treated for nasty mauling wounds from the dog, a skull fracture from his buddy with the baseball bat... and surgery to remove the baggies of crack from somewhere in his privates (the article didn't specify exactly where) which had triggered the original seizure. So the guy comes to in the hospital to find part of his face gone, his skull fractured, his dog destroyed, and he's facing charges of posession for the purpose of trafficking.

 

Some guys have all the luck...

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I don't have a link, but there was a piece in the paper the other day about some guy in Quebec or Ontario somewhere who had a seizure and, while he was convulsing on the floor his Pit Bull freaked out and attacked him, clamping onto the side of his face. So his buddy takes a baseball bat to the dog in an effort to dislodge it, but being Canadian he's more adept with a hockey stick than a bat, so he mis-times his swing and wails his buddy on the head opposite the side the dog is latched onto. They eventually dislodge the dog and get him to hospital where he's treated for nasty mauling wounds from the dog, a skull fracture from his buddy with the baseball bat... and surgery to remove the baggies of crack from somewhere in his privates (the article didn't specify exactly where) which had triggered the original seizure. So the guy comes to in the hospital to find part of his face gone, his skull fractured, his dog destroyed, and he's facing charges of posession for the purpose of trafficking.

 

Some guys have all the luck...

 

"Concerned Canuck, clearing crazed canine, cracks convulsing crackhead's craw."

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