General Zod Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 likes to eat boots. Guess what I like to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 There needs to be a better collection of pick up lines for us women to use on unsuspecting victims. Maybe we could set up a text service so you could text a request in and one would just pop up for you. One time I was on a date with an old acquaintance from college but didn't realize it was a date. We went to her place and sat on the couch to talk about old times. Next thing I know I'm getting my dick sucked. And then *poof* wedding bells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 "I'd fuck you." True story: Found a screw on the floor at the bar, showed it to the chick I was trying to scoop and asked "Want a screw?" Later that night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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