lI1|1! Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i wanna eat you like a wants to eat a pair of sweaty boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 And I think everyone skimmed over Treetoad's "Hey, nice tooth" far to quickly. I grew up in Darrington, line would have been gold! Â ...So would the tooth. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 cheesy lines: Â Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven! Â Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim. Â (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. Â There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? Â I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 What about girl's pickup lines for hot guys? It seems unfair that we usually have to do all the work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Thought these are funny: Â Line: Is this seat empty? Response: Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down. Â Â Line: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Â Â Line: So, wanna go back to my place? Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? Â Â Line: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Response: Do not Enter! Â Â Line: I know how to please a woman. Response: Then please leave me alone. Â Â Line: I want to give myself to you. Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Â Â Line: I know you want me. Response: You're right, I want you -- to leave. Â Â Line: I would go to the end of the world for you. Response: Yes, but would you stay there? Â Â Line: Your place or mine? Response: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine. Line 2:Fine with me, you can go where ever you want after we're done at the motel. Response 2: ? Â Â Line: You're the woman of my dreams. Response: Go back to sleep. Â Â Line: Your hair color is fabulous. Response: Thank You, My boyfriend likes it too! Â Â Line: I'd love to get into your pants. Response: No thanks, I have one asshole in there already. Â Â Line: Can I buy you a drink? Response: Actually, I'd rather have the money. Â Â Line: You must turn a few heads. Response: You must turn a few stomachs. Â Â Line: I think I could make you very happy. Response: Why? Are you leaving? Â Â Line: What would make you happy? Response: You leaving. Â Â Line: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Response: Not much. It's hard to talk and laugh at the same time. Â Â Line: Where have you been all my life? Response: Hiding from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 What about girl's pickup lines for hot guys? It seems unfair that we usually have to do all the work!  here some for the gals:  Pretend you lost something and ask a cute guy to help look for it a little while. Can you close my bracelet for me? I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me. Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on? [guy is too chicken to ask] Well, are you going to ask me out or what? My friends are starting to think you're gay. You look like a real man, want to prove it? See my friend over there? She likes you, but I’m a little greedy. Which one of you guys is buying my drinks? Hey, sexy! You’re with me! [Cute guy staring, go up and say] Well. Are you going to ask or what? Didn’t I see you in GQ? I love beer. I love sports. I'm flexible I'm soooo drunk [Look at your boobs, look back up and say] These are real, want to see the rest? I just broke up with my boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey! You look like you have low standards too! Â You wouldn't look as fat if you were naked. Â You're ugly, I gotta bag. Let's go. Â Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 What about girl's pickup lines for hot guys? It seems unfair that we usually have to do all the work! Â Â Â Sounds kinda like, "This friend of mine..." Homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmncwrtr Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 It's been awhile, but here you go, i_like_sun:  Hi, I'm  You're one of those models, aren't you?  Want to have sex? (Cobra Commander's line works for women too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 "Hey, I have some candy in my van." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 What about girl's pickup lines for hot guys? It seems unfair that we usually have to do all the work! Â Â Â Sounds kinda like, "This friend of mine..." Homo. Â Â Â Pssssst. Ron Mexico, what a stupid name........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'm five feet nine inches tall baby, but forget the feet, cause I'm all about the nine inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 i brough my wash board (while rubing, taping on and or showing your stomach), you should take off your clothes so i can wash em for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'm five feet nine inches tall baby, but forget the feet, cause I'm all about the nine inches.  that one works on me   pick up lines are great becuase they appropriately set the expectation. the worst thing a man can say to a woman or a woman can say to a man to get laid is  "i love you"  weak sauce.  muffy's advice for the day. it is better to fuck the truth than it is to make love to a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high_on_rock Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 good advice, I have never heard that before  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 good advice, I have never heard that before  thats cus i just made it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey! You look like you have low standards too! You wouldn't look as fat if you were naked.  You're ugly, I gotta bag. Let's go.  Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?   OMG!   some more LMAO. __________________________________________________________  2 most memorable lines I've gotten:  (young lady in a bar) "Say, you're comin' home with me tonight." I mumbled something about "being busy" and shook my head...but she got close then put he hands all over down there and said "No you're not, you're comin' home with me tonight."  I don't know if she was a fortune teller, but she could predict the future cause it came to pass, as did I.  2nd one was from a dude, maybe not even pickup line persee, but memorable. I'm hitchhiking from the East Coast, somewhere maybe in South Dakota, this real nice dude picks me up and after lots of regular, interesting, visiting kind of talk asks me: "So Bill, are you a man's man, or a ladies man"?  It took a moment or 2 to figure out exactly what he was sayin, but I laughed and explained about my hot girlfriend I was in fact hitching back home to see...  I gotta say I like both of those much better than "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"  Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 "You look hot in that shirt. You should take it off." Â Â Â (I fell for this one. ) Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Wow it is crowded in here, here you can sit my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pop's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Â That's it! I found my new pickup line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high_on_rock Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 You know Sherri that you will be hearing these lines for months now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Which is a good thing..... she's tired of all my old ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 You know Sherri that you will be hearing these lines for months now. Â A girl can hope. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 That is the most beautiful face I have ever come across Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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