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I think you guys can do better.

 

How about, “can I place some pro in your crack?” Or, “do you realize your breasts can fit my hand perfectly as hand holds?” “Can I demonstrate a dino move on you?” “I heard climbing with out a rope is like sex with out a condom, may I free climb your?”

 

I am the first to admit I am still very new at climbing, but man; you all have got to do better than me.

 

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“do you realize your breasts can fit my hand perfectly as hand holds?”

 

 

OK. That is about the lamest pickup line EVER.

 

How about a couple nerd pickups:

 

"If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

 

or

 

"If I could be a math equation, I'd be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves."

 

 

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So back in college we had a 5'0 Vietnamese guy in our house....like 98 lbs. dripping wet. Walks up to a girl at a party...."you look like you have a little Vietnamese in you"....she responds "nope...mostly northern European, but my Grandpa is Brazilian"....to which he responds...."well, would you like one?"

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I am the first to admit I am still very new at climbing, but man; you all have got to do better than me.

 

Then you may not have realized that cool climber chicks tend to be few and far between. I have a feeling these pick up lines get used at unplanned bivys more than anywhere else. :P

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Fellas if you're wanting to pick up a girl, DON'T use a cheesey pick up line. Just start making friendly conversation with her. That is the best way for her to find out about you and know if you're funny, smart, fun to talk to, etc.

 

PICK UP LINES

 

not starting a relationship lines.... 8D

 

my favotie pic up line of all time

"I like your shoes, do you want to fuck?"

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Fellas if you're wanting to pick up a girl, DON'T use a cheesey pick up line. Just start making friendly conversation with her. That is the best way for her to find out about you and know if you're funny, smart, fun to talk to, etc.

 

what if i just want to have sex with her. hey, are those space pants your wearing, because your ass is out of this world.

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