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If I could just learn to find the huge ones attractive enough, I could finally re-lose my virginity. Oh well.

 

come on Arch, skip the donuts and get back on track. If you need someone to man-up and work off some of those pounds, schedule me up a weekend and I will honor the duty.

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I had an uncle who was a "chubby lover." He had his fairly thin wife wear moo-moo dresses to make her look bigger. After their divorce, I watched him many a night leave the bar with the biggest girl there, and he was a stud with money and could have left with whatever he liked.

 

I did not inherit that gene

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I had an uncle who was a "chubby lover." He had his fairly thin wife wear moo-moo dresses to make her look bigger. After their divorce, I watched him many a night leave the bar with the biggest girl there, and he was a stud with money and could have left with whatever he liked.

 

I did not inherit that gene

Is he still single?

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I'm already up six pounds.

 

RumR has to weigh in AFTER his big lunch sammy.

 

 

 

Rules:

Open to everyone

 

Come on and play.

 

:tdown:

 

I think the rules should reflect % of body weight. The new grain diet the farmer has me on gave me a 1.33 pound gain.

 

What do I win anyway? :confused:

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Jack Spratt could eat no fat

his wife could eat no lean

and, so, betwixt the two you see

they licked the platter clean

 

:lmao: that was my ex husband and i i didn't think it was funny when i weighed 210 and he was trying to gain weight but now i find it amusing.

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