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Bill Murray as Frank Cross in Scrooged.

 

[Frank notices a picture of Santa and Mrs. Claus on the wall]

Frank Cross: Grace, what in the hell is this?

Grace: Oh, it's a painting, one of my kids did. See, there's Santa Claus and there's Mrs. Claus.

Frank Cross: Honey, how many fingers does Mrs. Santa Claus have here?

Grace: Eleven.

Frank Cross: Eleven. Right.

[rips it down]

Frank Cross: It's crap. Lose it. I don't want it on the wall.

[tosses it in the wastebasket]

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Tim Roth as Archibald Cunningham in Rob Roy.

 

Classic lines such as:

 

I will tell you something, to take with you. Your wife was far sweeter forced than many are willing. And truth put to it, I think not all of her objected...

 

Or

 

It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

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chet from "wierd science"

 

"no - that's a geniune mx-missile"

"well i knew it wasn't a whale dick"

 

johnny from "the karate kid"

 

"give'em a body-bag, johhny, yeeeeeahh!"

 

alan rickman in anything

 

tim roth was fucking perfect in rob roby - even the queer professor i had for my "history of homosexuality" class agreed :)

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Tim Roth as Archibald Cunningham in Rob Roy.

 

Classic lines such as:

 

I will tell you something, to take with you. Your wife was far sweeter forced than many are willing. And truth put to it, I think not all of her objected...

 

Or

 

It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

 

Replying a young pregnant girl who has just professed her love for him:

 

"Love is a dunghill, Betty,

and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow."

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